How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass

[the last yatto]

Only once she still has picture. 
Other time I came home and she didn't know what was with me

[Epimetheus]

I thought there was a time when Peleus' words made sense...is it just me?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I thought there was a time when Peleus' words made sense...is it just me?

Before my time if anything. Every so often I think I understand what he's trying to say or what his point is. This is not one of those times.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've met Yatto, and I seriously doubt the hand-biting was scary beyond a "WTF is with you?" level. It was probably almost funny except for her being worried about why he was spazzing. Just guessing here. And, I was pissed at him a bit earlier for touching a nerve, but I think he was trying to apologize & we're all being too hard on him.

[the last yatto]

Would have been funny if she didn't have to miss work.


She put her hand over my mouth as I was trying to talk over her.

[LMNO]

You know, there are many, many reasons that relationships don't last.  Most of those reasons have nothing to do with physical violence.


Maybe her friends were telling her to dump you because, you know, you can be a real prick sometimes.

[AFK]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

This is probably the stupidest thing I've read on the internet in awhile.  And considering the election cycle we are in right now, that is a monumentous acheivement.  You should be proud, or, something. 

[LMNO]

Technically, I have hit a woman.


I say "technically" because it was consensual.  We were sparring/flirting at the time.  A sort of foreplay, if you will.  She got her shots in, too.



I have never, ever struck a woman in anger.  For what it's worth, I've only struck a man in anger a handful of times.

[Doktor Howl]

I've met Yatto, and I seriously doubt the hand-biting was scary beyond a "WTF is with you?" level. It was probably almost funny except for her being worried about why he was spazzing. Just guessing here. And, I was pissed at him a bit earlier for touching a nerve, but I think he was trying to apologize & we're all being too hard on him.

I didn't see an apology, but I'm not certain he's capable of it.

I'll lay off him, though, if that's what you want.

[Richter]

Technically, I have hit a woman.


I say "technically" because it was consensual.  We were sparring/flirting at the time.  A sort of foreplay, if you will.  She got her shots in, too.



I have never, ever struck a woman in anger.  For what it's worth, I've only struck a man in anger a handful of times.

That's the key.  Solving a relationship issue with violence is pretty much admitting you can't hendle one in the first place.

If it's fun + games though, rock on.

[Dysnomia]

you sound like such a catch.  If only I could be fortunate enough to find a man who only bites me in roid rages, and doesn't hit me...

[LMNO]

Does biting during sex count?


Because I do that, too.




LMNO
-Team Jacob. Or Edward.  Mostly Sookie.

[AFK]

I think I may have accidentally nibbled a couple of times.  It's hard not to. 

[LMNO]

From what you've told us, I'm sure you do it every thyme.


LMNO
-punnuedo in-joke?

[eighteen buddha strike]

Every time I see a thread like this in the menu, I think its going to be "How Discordianism got my groove back"