ATTN, PD: Response Required.

[Doktor Howl]

Why are you doing it that way, rather than by the approved method?

Dok,
Giving you a chance to state your case.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's quicker this way.

[eighteen buddha strike]

I cant help it, I have problems.

[Doktor Howl]

It's quicker this way.

Please expand on that.  Sacrificing safety AND proper values isn't excused by getting it done by the end of the day.

[Doktor Howl]

I cant help it, I have problems.

Spare me.  Your oompaloompa monkey problems are not Our concern. 

I expect a more detailed response. 

Why can't you be more like the others?  They never give me these problems.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's quicker this way.

Please expand on that.  Sacrificing safety AND proper values isn't excused by getting it done by the end of the day.

I'm taking all necessary precautions and am saving the company money. Quicker doesn't mean less safe if there are several unnecessary steps. Plus this screwdriver is more than sufficient for my equipment needs.

[Sister_Gothique]

I cant help it, I have problems.

Spare me.  Your oompaloompa monkey problems are not Our concern. 

I expect a more detailed response. 

Why can't you be more like the others?  They never give me these problems.

Or we just get away with it. *nodnod*

Well....except me. I just can't help being at fault for all things wrong in Tucson.

[AFK]

The other way was chaffing something awful.  

[Sister_Gothique]

The other way was chaffing something awful.  

At least he didn't take out the straps this time. Be thankful.

[Disco Pickle]

after awhile, doing it the same old way gets boring..

you gotta mix it up to keep things interesting.

besides, THEY'VE FORCED ME INTO DOING IT THIS WAY

it's all THEIR fault.

I'm just a victim of circumstance

[Freeky]

You want to know why? I'll tell you why.

The whole thing is bogus. The system, the procedures, the reasoning, all of it! It makes me SICK. SICK I TELL YOU! So I contrived to do it this way, to show the others that maybe it doesn't have to be like You want it. It can instead be a thing of beauty, of love, fun, and learning experiencces. It can be GOOD instead of Corporate.

You know what? You can all suck my big, heavy Meathammah.

Your move. Sir.

[LMNO]

Because when I do it this way, it gives me an erection.

[Sister_Gothique]

You want to know why? I'll tell you why.

The whole thing is bogus. The system, the procedures, the reasoning, all of it! It makes me SICK. SICK I TELL YOU! So I contrived to do it this way, to show the others that maybe it doesn't have to be like You want it. It can instead be a thing of beauty, of love, fun, and learning experiencces. It can be GOOD instead of Corporate.

You know what? You can all suck my big, heavy Meathammah.

Your move. Sir.

May I suggest hostile takeover?

[eighteen buddha strike]

I cant help it, I have problems.

Spare me.  Your oompaloompa monkey problems are not Our concern. 

I expect a more detailed response. 

Why can't you be more like the others?  They never give me these problems.

I tried, I really did, but I don't think I can keep taking the PILLS.
I did, for a while, and I really appreciate how they turn down the volume...
but I keep losing time, and everything tastes like cardboard.
Its not that I want to feel, really, I mean it.
... but they were interfering with my performance at work.
... and I dont know what I'd have to think if they had to shut off my box.

[Jimmy Chitwood]

Bill O'Reilly told me to