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"Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?

Started by Cain, October 30, 2010, 02:39:39 PM

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Cain

October 30, 2010, 02:39:39 PM
Well they were, in at least one Japanese school classroom.  From the ever reliable Japan Probe:

QuoteThe 59-year-old teacher at Ogi Elementary School in Iruma, Saitama Prefecture, apparently had three dice, one with sides marked with the words "hug" and " forgiven," another marked with "kiss," "snot" and "forgiven" among others, and the third marked with "snot" and "forgiven." Students who forgot to bring something to class were forced to roll one of the dice. The teacher has apparently admitted to kissing one boy and acting as if he would put snot on one girl. He nicknamed the dice the "sexual harassment dice."

"I made the dice while playing with the children. The first two dice were for boys, and the third was for girls," the teacher has told the Iruma Municipal Board of Education. "I apologize deeply for my complacent teaching method."

Elder Iptuous

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October 30, 2010, 03:06:20 PM
complacent?
:?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
October 30, 2010, 05:39:43 PM
I don't even understand, except that it's weird.
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Jasper

#3
October 30, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
I like to think that if an American teacher tried that, not only would the kids not comply, they would eat him alive.  And get medals for it.

Faust

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October 30, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 30, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
I like to think that if an American teacher tried that, not only would the kids not comply, they would eat him alive.  And get medals for it.

Thats probably what he meant by complacent. Little Timmy brings a knife to class and all he gets is a kiss from a creepy old man.
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Jasper

#5
October 30, 2010, 06:38:34 PM
Or a booger on the forehead. 

Christ, what an asshole.

Nast

#6
October 30, 2010, 09:32:18 PM
Now that's what I call dicey behavior!
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#7
October 30, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Never Say Die. :horrormirth:

Faust

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October 31, 2010, 11:53:59 AM
~News just in: In a bizarre new twist on the horror that is school yard shootings.....
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Cramulus

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November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20

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November 01, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
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Jenne

#11
November 10, 2010, 09:25:41 PM
Good god that is weird.  And I wonder why he thought this was a great way to conduct a class.  Bizarre.  People are bizarre.

Cain

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November 10, 2010, 09:35:28 PM
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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November 10, 2010, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20

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