HABBY BIRTHDAY, DOK HOWLSPAG!

[AFK]

Happy Be-lated Birthday!

[Placid Dingo]

As per the previously expressed sentiments, my own.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Belated.....


I was in a candy induced coma....

[Jenne]

Hope it was great, Rog--sorry I'm late, had a weekend full of trying to fight off strep!  I'm hoping your weekend went better (or even a lot, LOT worse) than mine--either way, hope it was a birthday to remember!

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks, everyone.

I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding.  Not churning, grinding.

I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM.  I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.

[Suu]

Thanks, everyone.

I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding.  Not churning, grinding.

I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM.  I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.

Precautionary measures are always important.

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks, everyone.

I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding.  Not churning, grinding.

I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM.  I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.

Precautionary measures are always important.

Mission successful.  I drove 3 people out of the meeting via vile and unnatural outgassing.

[Doktor Howl]

THE HORROR...
THE HORROR...

Dok,
Needs a new bathroom.

[Cramulus]

As long as SOMEBODY'S shitting.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Happy Birthday you old turd!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Happy Birthday!

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Happy Birthday, Dok.  I hope everything comes out OK.

[Doktor Howl]

Happy Birthday, Dok.  I hope everything comes out OK.

Everything did.  From the lower GI down.

That shit fucks me up every time, but I just can't leave it alone.

[Doktor Howl]

Happy birthday, you horrible cunt! For your birthday, I got offa your lawn.

but I gotta know...does it feel any different now that you're 60?

Difficult as it may seem to believe, there are in fact a number of years in between 35 and 60.

I'm on the one named "42".

[East Coast Hustle]

Aww, shit. You're not anywhere near enough older than me to be my elder. I'm'a come back and get your lawn good with golf cleats.