HABBY BIRTHDAY, DOK HOWLSPAG!

[Doktor Howl]

Aww, shit. You're not anywhere near enough older than me to be my elder. I'm'a come back and get your lawn good with golf cleats.

I thought of that, and moved to Arizona.  We don't actually have lawns.

But you are free to run around the spiky fucking cacti all you like.   

[the last yatto]

I got just the "gift" for yuo

[Suu]

How's your ass, Dok?

[Doktor Howl]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

[Suu]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

Woo! Better hit the baby wipes to cool that off.

[Doktor Howl]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

Woo! Better hit the baby wipes to cool that off.

I've elected instead to jam a kilo of soda ash up my tookus.

[Freeky]

 

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

[Doktor Howl]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

3 SERVINGS.  3 FUCKING SERVINGS.  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?

[Freeky]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

3 SERVINGS.  3 FUCKING SERVINGS.  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?

And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!

[Doktor Howl]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

3 SERVINGS.  3 FUCKING SERVINGS.  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?

And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!

But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.

[Freeky]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

3 SERVINGS.  3 FUCKING SERVINGS.  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?

And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!

But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.

It wasn't weak, just not as hot.

[Doktor Howl]

How's your ass, Dok?

Crispy, thanks.   

I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad.

3 SERVINGS.  3 FUCKING SERVINGS.  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?

And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!

But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.

It wasn't weak, just not as hot.

Comparitively speaking (I was referring to the heat).

[Richter]

"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting.  As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'.  Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest.  Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."

[Freeky]

Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU! 

[Doktor Howl]

"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting.  As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'.  Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest.  Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."

Actually, I managed to blame it on the fat guy (the engineer) for nearly 15 minutes.