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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 31, 2010, 09:33:41 PM

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SHOULD I....?

YES!
16 (59.3%)
NO!
3 (11.1%)
HELL NO!
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Who is the guy in the picture?
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tyrannosaurus vex

#15
November 02, 2010, 05:11:17 AM
people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks. people i know, anyway. although i am likely to post before/after pics on facebook just to make my family shit bricks.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nast

#16
November 02, 2010, 05:14:21 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 05:09:09 AM
I know, I was getting the inevitable question out the way for you :D

You're pretty brave if you do can your prince. Mate of mine in the UK had two rings, and about a dozen ball bearings in his. He ended up taking them out, as he got fucking sick of people he did not know coming up to him and saying "OI! *** show us yer metal cock!" and the such.  :lol:



He could no longer bear his balls full of ball bearings.

How droll!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#17
November 02, 2010, 05:19:33 AM
They should make a movie about that.  They could get Robert Downey Jr to be him.  Iron Manhood.

Nast

#18
November 02, 2010, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on November 02, 2010, 05:11:17 AM
people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks.

We don't?

Oh dear, I have been terribly, terribly mislead.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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