DEAR PD, GUIDE MY LIFE

[tyrannosaurus vex]

people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks. people i know, anyway. although i am likely to post before/after pics on facebook just to make my family shit bricks.

[Nast]

I know, I was getting the inevitable question out the way for you

You're pretty brave if you do can your prince. Mate of mine in the UK had two rings, and about a dozen ball bearings in his. He ended up taking them out, as he got fucking sick of people he did not know coming up to him and saying "OI! *** show us yer metal cock!" and the such. 

He could no longer bear his balls full of ball bearings.

How droll!

[Jasper]

They should make a movie about that.  They could get Robert Downey Jr to be him.  Iron Manhood.

[Nast]

people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks.

We don't?

Oh dear, I have been terribly, terribly mislead.