I voted.

[AFK]

Are your chads still hanging?

To the left. 

[AFK]

Do you suppose it is poetic that as soon as I put on my happy little "I Voted" sticker that it immediately fell to the floor?  It felt very symbolic to me. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 


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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I need to fill mine out and walk it up to the drop box.

Last night my friends were making fun of the candidates. I really need to get into politics; Oregon just doesn't produce much by way of competition.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Also, if you don't know where to vote--

http://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

[East Coast Hustle]

I need to fill mine out and walk it up to the drop box.

Last night my friends were making fun of the candidates. I really need to get into politics; Oregon just doesn't produce much by way of competition.

I'd say in a place where people like Nick Fish and Randy Saltzman can get elected to some of the most powerful offices around, you oughtta be Supreme Empress within 4 years.

[Suu]

I haven't seen any results yet for RI. Not that it matters.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I didn't.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I need to fill mine out and walk it up to the drop box.

Last night my friends were making fun of the candidates. I really need to get into politics; Oregon just doesn't produce much by way of competition.

I'd say in a place where people like Nick Fish and Randy Saltzman can get elected to some of the most powerful offices around, you oughtta be Supreme Empress within 4 years.

Um, seriously. in Oregon, the single largest factor for a successful political career is simply being willing to run for office. The second factor is being at least mostly coherent, followed by being reasonably physically clean and tolerable to be near.

[Doktor Howl]

Voting after work.  There are, apparently, about 20 teabaggers challenging anyone who "looks liberal", in an effort to intimidate voters.

They can challenge me at the polling station itself, in front of the clerk.  If they try it anywhere else, I'm going to do my best to get whomever it is to lay a hand on me in any way.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, if you don't know where to vote--

http://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

In Oregon, which I know you are already thinking sounds like a Utopia, "where to vote" is never a question. I am voting right now, and I'm not wearing any clothes.

[Triple Zero]

Voting after work.  There are, apparently, about 20 teabaggers challenging anyone who "looks liberal", in an effort to intimidate voters.

They can challenge me at the polling station itself, in front of the clerk.  If they try it anywhere else, I'm going to do my best to get whomever it is to lay a hand on me in any way.

Wear your best hipster outfit.

[Doktor Howl]

Voting after work.  There are, apparently, about 20 teabaggers challenging anyone who "looks liberal", in an effort to intimidate voters.

They can challenge me at the polling station itself, in front of the clerk.  If they try it anywhere else, I'm going to do my best to get whomever it is to lay a hand on me in any way.

Wear your best hipster outfit.

Nope.  Engineer boots, black tee shirt, blue jeans, and a "What are you looking at, fatass?" smirk.

[Triple Zero]

Are you sure that's how to "look liberal"?

Maybe wear a set of prescription-less black-rimmed glasses, just to be sure.

And, you know, an "Arafat scarf".

[Doktor Howl]

Are you sure that's how to "look liberal"?

They know me in Oro Valley.  I'm notorious for being "dangerously liberal", "drug crazed", and "a freak for guns and violence".