God bless America!

[Requia ☣]

First results are in on the election.  NPR has called Kentucky for Rand Paul, by a landslide.

[Doktor Howl]

First results are in on the election.  NPR has called Kentucky for Rand Paul, by a landslide.

That was a given.  Even his enemies gave him a 55% - 40% lead.

The woman-beater's vote has spoken.

[Requia ☣]

Woman beating pro-racist voice.  Don't forget the bit where he thinks the civil rights act was a bad idea.

[Doktor Howl]

Woman beating pro-racist voice.  Don't forget the bit where he thinks the civil rights act was a bad idea.

And don't forget that his victory has taught the rubes that they can get away with brownshirt bullshit.



Fun times, come soon.

[Requia ☣]

Christine O'Donnel has lost, (also not much of a surprise) killing CSPAN's chance of winning numerous awards for best comedy on television in 2011.

Also from NPR: "Washington D.C. always wins."

[Cain]

Marco Rubio, who seems relatively sane by Tea Party standards, has taken Florida.

[Epimetheus]

Awww shit.

Well, CA's still got half an hour before polling ends.

[Requia ☣]

Feingold has officially lost.

There are no longer going to be any opponents of the PATRIOT act in the Senate.  Fuck this country, I can't even laugh at this shit anymore.

[Juana]

We'll see. Boxer voted against it, iirc, and polls here literally just closed.

[Cain]

His replacement is a total White House suckup as well...Salon had an article on him where he said basically that serving Obama was more important to him than serving his constituents.  Which is refreshingly honest, at least.

[Requia ☣]

We'll see. Boxer voted against it, iirc, and polls here literally just closed.

According to ontheissues.com she voted yes on reauthorizing it in 2006.

You know, this is the first time I've actually thought about the PATRIOT act in a while.  Its been buried under a pile of even worse shit.

[Requia ☣]

Mike Lee has officially won the senate seat here in Utah.  In other news water is wet.

[Juana]

Hm. Was unaware of that. Nevertheless, better her than iCarly.

[Doktor Howl]

Feingold has officially lost.

There are no longer going to be any opponents of the PATRIOT act in the Senate.  Fuck this country, I can't even laugh at this shit anymore.

Officially?

Only 48% of precincts have reported.

But yeah, he's done.

[Doktor Howl]

Fucking house of reps is a slaughter.  It's currently at 166 Dem/212 GOP, with 218 needed for a majority.