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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 AM
Do you find yourself unable, physically unable to put a cute pair of shoes back on the shelf and walk away from them?
Am I the only one who does this?
Ok, not even the cute shoes. The fucking ugly ones too.

Scenario- pick up shoe, try shoe on, money flies out of wallet, closet overflows with shoes

If they don't go home with me I think about them for weeks. I'm still thinking about the blue stilettos I let go and the white and tan canvas heels with the shiny gold buckle.
Dude, that was over as month ago.

Is this an illness? Am I all alone here?
I have shoes I've never fucking worn, shoes that don't match anything, and I KEEP BUYING THEM!!

WHY??????????

Dysnomia

#1
November 03, 2010, 04:57:19 AM
I would do this.  If I didn't have to already do this with Hrosie of DOOM's shooz every other month.   



Every 6 months I could get a new pair of manolos.  :sad:
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
November 03, 2010, 04:57:54 AM
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.

Juana

#3
November 03, 2010, 04:58:44 AM
Not alone at all. I avoid wearing heels because they're uncomfortable, but damn if there weren't some I wanted anyway when I went shopping on Sunday. I have about seven pairs of regular shoes I never, ever wear anyway, too.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
November 03, 2010, 05:02:16 AM
I bought THREE pair last weekend. THREE

Nast

#5
November 03, 2010, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:57:54 AM
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.




...


Maybe.
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#6
November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.
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Nast

#7
November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#8
November 03, 2010, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!

It's not Friday.  Whiskey is for Friday.  HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.
Molon Lube

Nast

#9
November 03, 2010, 05:10:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!

It's not Friday.  Whiskey is for Friday.  HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
November 03, 2010, 05:11:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM

Doktor Howl

#11
November 03, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:11:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM

You're a bad person.   :x
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Golden Applesauce

#12
November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?
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#14
November 03, 2010, 05:21:06 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?

It happens if you don't replace them or resole them regularly. My first pair of desert boots have the heels worn like that.
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