Homeland security and Walmart are BFFs

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

Man, have you ever been to a walmart? It is the collection place of all the glassy-eyed, mouthless, soulless, mindless FREAKS of America. It doesn't matter how shitty the place and the people and the products are; it doesn't matter how many class-action lawsuits or cold hard business practices they are involved in; it doesn't matter how many people get trampled to death in their yearly sales: it is THE BIG ONE.

Walmart IS America. It is the home of all the bottom-feeding, ignorant shinecks as well as the well-bred, over/undereducated shitnecks. No matter what they sell, do, say, think, enforce PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS SHOP THERE.

THAT is prime breeding ground.

This.  The people that shop there also seem to be the loudest complainers about the loss of manufacturing jobs to China, apparently not realizing that they, the Walmart shoppers, are a major driving force of that trend.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Hillary Clinton represented Walmart in several cases, did she not?  Back in her lawyering days, naturally.

She did.  Also, Walmart is based in Arkansas, and Hillary Clinton was on the board of directors for six years while her husband was Governor, and she was (maybe still is, I don't know) a major shareholder.

[Cain]

Hillary Clinton represented Walmart in several cases, did she not?  Back in her lawyering days, naturally.

She did.  Also, Walmart is based in Arkansas, and Hillary Clinton was on the board of directors for six years while her husband was Governor, and she was (maybe still is, I don't know) a major shareholder.

I didn't know about the Board of Directors bit.  But that is definitely some major political clout.  I'll have to look into Clinton's statements about sweatshops and the economy in China, Indonesia etc now to see what kind of influence that may be exerting.  Thanks.

[AFK]

They should've had that shit up on Black Friday.  I'm pretty sure shoppers trampling each other to get a $20 toaster oven is a bit of a security issue. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My only question is, why?

Because WalMart shoppers are The Fear's™ base.  If they can get the yokels thinking about helping Uncle Sugar catch those durned terra'rists, they won't be so inclined to bitch as they get repeatedly fist-fucked by Obama and the new congress.

[Cainad (dec.)]

My only question is, why?

Because WalMart shoppers are The Fear's™ base.  If they can get the yokels thinking about helping Uncle Sugar catch those durned terra'rists, they won't be so inclined to bitch as they get repeatedly fist-fucked by Obama and the new congress.

This.

It's like recycling deposits, only without the (perceived) reduction in landfill input. You know, without any kind of actual positive impact on anything that matters.

This is NOT about stopping/reducing the actual threat of terrorism, such as it exists.


Frankly, I think the Great American Reality Show really needs to wrap up this season, soon. I'm getting fucking tired of the reruns and constant building of dramatic tension without any goddamn plot resolution.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is just another symptom of the decay of the Empire. Relax; it'll all be over soon.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is just another symptom of the decay of the Empire. Relax; it'll all be over soon.

WATCH THAT LAST STEP!  IT'S A DOOZY!   

[Adios]

Please prepare yourself for your implant, trust us, it's for your own good.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Oh lawdy. The nearest Wal-Mart serves a lot of this area's Muslim community. I cannot WAIT for some redneck fuck to come down out of the sticks, walk in there, see half the people in burkas and assorted non-standard white bread clothing - then shit his pants on the way to the nearest phone. I am tempted to spend more time there, waiting for this to happen.

[LMNO]

See if you can time it with one of the traditional prayer hours.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is just another symptom of the decay of the Empire. Relax; it'll all be over soon.

WATCH THAT LAST STEP!  IT'S A DOOZY!   

[the last yatto]

Doesn't Walmart owe back taxes?

[Persona Facade]

Well people like Walmart. Makes sense that the government would choose to use Walmart to test the new program.
Not to mention Walmart probably owes the government for turning a blind eye to some of their activities.

If anything it'll be fun to watch the video the next few times I visit Walmart.

Refer to this site: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
I wonder what type of people will be hysterically reported.