Homeland security and Walmart are BFFs

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Homeland Security 'messages' coming to Walmart, hotels, malls

Shoppers at Walmart will soon have something other than glossy magazines and chewing gum to look at when in the checkout line: A "video message" from the Department of Homeland Security asking shoppers to look out for "suspicious" activity and report it immediately.

It's part of a new Department of Homeland Security program that could see Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano's face on video screens in malls, retail outlets and hotels across the United States.

The Walmart video, which will soon be launched at 230 locations nationwide and may eventually be expanded to nearly 600 locations in 27 states, features Napolitano thanking the retailer by name for participating in the program.

Napolitano then says: "If you see something suspicious in the parking lot or in the store, say something immediately. Report suspicious activity to your local police or sheriff. If you need help, ask a Walmart manager for assistance."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/12/homeland-security-messages-coming-walmart-hotels-malls/


My only question is, why?

[Don Coyote]

To be good little Citizens and help Big Brother.

[Phox]

Big Brother loves you. Big Brother only has your best interest at heart. So tell Big Brother if you see any of the the scary people who don't look like you do something badwrong. Big Brother will keep you safe, so consume, consume, consume.

[Don Coyote]

If anyone has ever seen people of walmart, the entire institution is suspicious. Should make constant calls from pay phones reporting all kinds of weird shit.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

[Phox]

Equating consumerism with safety.

[The Wizard]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

It's the largest department store chain in America. Tons of people go to Wal-Mart, hell in my area its the redneck equivalent to the mall. It pretty much allows these Bastards to hit as many people with this as possible.

[Don Coyote]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

I think it might be because the majority of walmart shoppers appear to be teabaggers and other such supporters of the guvment cracking down on terrorists.

[Don Coyote]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

It's the largest department store chain in America. Tons of people go to Wal-Mart, hell in my area its the redneck equivalent to the mall. It pretty much allows these Bastards to hit as many people with this as possible.

THAT IS IT I AM KILLING MY FUCKIGN INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YUO ALL!!!!!!!

[The Wizard]

THAT IS IT I AM KILLING MY FUCKIGN INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YUO ALL!!!!!!!

Enhance your calm, John Spartan. What's the matter?

[Phox]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

It's the largest department store chain in America. Tons of people go to Wal-Mart, hell in my area its the redneck equivalent to the mall. It pretty much allows these Bastards to hit as many people with this as possible.

THAT IS IT I AM KILLING MY FUCKIGN INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YUO ALL!!!!!!!

The Ministry of Love has dispatched Thought Police to your location. Do not resist. You will be escorted to Room 101 immediately.

[Don Coyote]

THAT IS IT I AM KILLING MY FUCKIGN INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YUO ALL!!!!!!!

Enhance your calm, John Spartan. What's the matter?

You posted something similar to what I was posting, but snuck through because my interwebz needz to be STABBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Wizard]

You posted something similar to what I was posting, but snuck through because my interwebz needz to be STABBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mm. Thought so, but wasn't sure. I hate it when that happens.

Anyway, great minds think alike? Or in the same gutter...

[Salty]

I just dont understand, why walmart?
What do they hope to accomplish?

Man, have you ever been to a walmart? It is the collection place of all the glassy-eyed, mouthless, soulless, mindless FREAKS of America. It doesn't matter how shitty the place and the people and the products are; it doesn't matter how many class-action lawsuits or cold hard business practices they are involved in; it doesn't matter how many people get trampled to death in their yearly sales: it is THE BIG ONE.

Walmart IS America. It is the home of all the bottom-feeding, ignorant shinecks as well as the well-bred, over/undereducated shitnecks. No matter what they sell, do, say, think, enforce PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS SHOP THERE.

THAT is prime breeding ground.

[Cain]

Hillary Clinton represented Walmart in several cases, did she not?  Back in her lawyering days, naturally.