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Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 04, 2010, 10:19:16 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 04, 2010, 10:19:16 PM
Jesus H Christ, I try to take a year off dead (for tax reasons), and the monkeys let the place go directly into the shitter.  Not only have these teabagger fuckwads backed into office, but the newest crop of Discordians have no stomach for a little strangeness.

I refer to this "Jimmy Chitwood" character, who first asked if I was a poptart alt, then looked at my profile, then backed away slowly.

What the hell is that?  What is going on?  Have we started recruiting from the John Mayer Fan Club?

This new breed just isn't serious about having a good time.

Something must be done.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jimmy Chitwood

#1
November 04, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 04, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible

You kids, these days...Everything is about sex.

You know, it's actually possible to grin without taking your pance off.

It's not EASY, mind you, but possible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 04, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
Additionally, while I AM possessed of powers that make grown men weep with impotent rage, raping someone through a computer monitor is not on that long, but finite, list.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
November 04, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
The hate, it seethes.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 04, 2010, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
The hate, it seethes.

It's moving up my pance like the tide.  I can feel the piranha nipping at my bits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jimmy Chitwood

#6
November 04, 2010, 10:34:49 PM
Well you said things are going to get weird so i just figured you were about to pull out your bishop or something I don't even know you

Cuddlefish

#7
November 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Little Jimmy Chitwood had a head full of air. "Let me bounce, of off you, this idea!"
Now he's weaving baskets in the bin, dribbling all along, offsides his chin.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Kai

#8
November 05, 2010, 12:28:41 AM
Oh.

I guess thats what you were calling about.


I sent Dok Howl a PM but I don't know if he will get it now.  :lulz:
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Phox

#9
November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 05, 2010, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:

Good?  Maybe.  Necessary?  Yes.  With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding.  BACKSLIDING!  And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#11
November 05, 2010, 03:16:30 AM
You said who's back??
:tinfoilhat:
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#12
November 05, 2010, 03:19:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:

Good?  Maybe.  Necessary?  Yes.  With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding.  BACKSLIDING!  And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!

I haven't.

Net,
balls deep in KYFMS antics.

:walken:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 05, 2010, 03:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!

I die for 10 LOUSY MONTHS, and you guys let the teabaggers in.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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