OMG FORUM HAUNTED

[Cramulus]

THE GOOD REV. ROGER IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

PAYNE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

ALL WHO FLOUNCE SHALL RETURN

EVEN THE TROLLS CAN'T STOP COMING BACK

there is something here which keeps people coming back over and over again .... beyond death

As a Professor of something, this is what I'm professing:


THIS PLACE IS HAINTED

       




ITT we tell ghost stories about the forum

[Jasper]

Once, I saw a troll who HERPed so hard...  They DERPed. 

[Requia ☣]

Pretty sure Roger is a zombie, or a vampire.  That's not a haunting.

[Jasper]

You might say he's a Rev.enant.

[Freeky]

OMG GHOST STORIES

Okay....


There once was a newb. A friend of hers lent her a copy of the PD to read. There was only one thing, he told her, that was important, and that was to not take it too seriously. So she read the PD, and was heartened. The message of "Be absurd!" came through very clearly to her. So she started speaking gibberish and named herself Pope Tommy the Blanket Custard! One day, she decided to find like minded souls on the internet, and so Googled "hallway" because that was a pretty absurd way to find a forum full of Discordians.

And she found PD.COM.

But when she tried to show the posters how absurd she was, she was flamed! How can these people not like my shenanigans, she thought? I'm doing everything right! So she fought back against The Tyrants of PeeDee, and said to them that they were doing it wrong, and was eventually driven off the board. "Shame on you all," she thought to herself. "From now on, I hope you are plagued by Really Real Discordians until you guys get it right!"

And so it has always been from that day.






























FNORD!

[Lies]

OMG GHOST STORIES

Okay....


There once was a newb. A friend of hers lent her a copy of the PD to read. There was only one thing, he told her, that was important, and that was to not take it too seriously. So she read the PD, and was heartened. The message of "Be absurd!" came through very clearly to her. So she started speaking gibberish and named herself Pope Tommy the Blanket Custard! One day, she decided to find like minded souls on the internet, and so Googled "hallway" because that was a pretty absurd way to find a forum full of Discordians.

And she found PD.COM.

But when she tried to show the posters how absurd she was, she was flamed! How can these people not like my shenanigans, she thought? I'm doing everything right! So she fought back against The Tyrants of PeeDee, and said to them that they were doing it wrong, and was eventually driven off the board. "Shame on you all," she thought to herself. "From now on, I hope you are plagued by Really Real Discordians until you guys get it right!"

And so it has always been from that day.






























FNORD!

[Cramulus]

[the last yatto]

:mitten:

Only thing it was missing was at the end, forget that template 000 used
But something like...
"No spag, you are the fnord and the spag was enlightened"

[Stelpa]

Everyone got fingered.

We only had room on hand for a few.

*snicker snicker*

[Eater of Clowns]

That post was awesome, and so much more awesome when I started narrating it in my head with an English accent.

[Penumbral]

I am sure I am a ghost by now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

CRAM:  I demand a WOMP of Zombie Jesus Roger, or I will materialize in your bedroom every time you try to get laid.

No bullshit.

[Triple Zero]

DAMNIT LIAM



double mittens for both the story and the WOMP

[LMNO]

Liam wins everything forever.

[Suu]

Holy fucking shit. That sound serious.

I .... I .... I AIAIAIAIAAI I take a bullet for you Cram.   {deep breaths now} OK.

10 PRINT "ZOMBIE JESUS"
20 GOTO 10

RUN:



AW LOOK! HE DONE BROUGHT ENUFF BRAINS FOR US ALL! fucking sweet. Let me dip my neural probe in a pile o that!

Mana from friggin Zombie Heaven that is.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.