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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 10, 2010, 04:41:25 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 10, 2010, 04:41:25 PM
Sir:

I have constructed a mortar in the shop that is - not coincidentally - the exact diameter of a balled-up kitten.  I estimate that any kittens fired will not quite clear the top of Building J.  The results will, of course, be fatal for any kittens fired from this mortar.

The reason I have done this terrible thing is that you haven't started up another game of Spiders (using the same rules as #2, mind you, none of that other shit that was discussed afterward).  I expect the first load of the fuzzy little bomblets in by Monday.  If we're not playing by then, well, you can just hold yourself responsible for all those dead kittens1.

It's not that I hate cats, mind you, but the pound is a little short of puppies right now, so I'm working with what's available.

Think of the kitties, LMNO...Think of the kitties.

Yours in ballistic housepets,
The Good Reverend Roger



1I am of course basing this on the well established Rand Paul morality standard.  Do not question it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
November 10, 2010, 04:43:44 PM
Dear Roger,



Fire at will.



Yours in brotherhood,
LMNO

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 10, 2010, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:43:44 PM
Dear Roger,



Fire at will.



Yours in brotherhood,
LMNO

No problem.  I shall simply allow Freeky and Squid to deal with your callous disregard for kittydom.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#3
November 10, 2010, 04:45:39 PM
Heh.  Well, if someone else can write the narration, I'll start another round up.  I simply don't have the time anymore for it.




LMNO
-got another sideways promotion.

Freeky

#4
November 10, 2010, 04:46:13 PM
There's gonna be trouble SOMEWHERE if those kittens get daed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 10, 2010, 04:46:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 04:46:13 PM
There's gonna be trouble SOMEWHERE if those kittens get daed.

Target Boston.  He left me no choice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
November 10, 2010, 04:47:38 PM
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the Prudential Center, I shall fear no meathammah.

Freeky

#7
November 10, 2010, 04:49:54 PM
You're just lucky that my Power of Attorney hasn't been finished.

LMNO

#8
November 10, 2010, 04:50:11 PM
Honestly though, I could start up a bare bones, no narration game.  Same mechanics, but no crappy hack fiction.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
November 10, 2010, 04:51:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:50:11 PM
Honestly though, I could start up a bare bones, no narration game.  Same mechanics, but no crappy hack fiction.

That's cool.  The narration is nice, but it's not why I play.

TGRR,
Plays for the same reason he used to play Risk and Diplomacy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#10
November 10, 2010, 04:53:22 PM
Ok.  I'll do it, for the kittens.

Freeky

#11
November 10, 2010, 04:53:48 PM
HOORAY!

Freeky

#12
November 10, 2010, 04:54:24 PM
I still think none of the spiders should know who the others are...

LMNO

#13
November 10, 2010, 04:56:10 PM
Considering the Citizens have won both games, I don't see why you'd want to make it harder for the Spiders.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
November 10, 2010, 05:01:45 PM
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