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THE ADMIN TEAM HAS HAD A SECRET MEETING AND COME TO AN IMPORTANT CONCLUSION:

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 10, 2010, 05:25:39 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:25:39 PM
We all like drinking.

FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS TO BE ANNOUNCED FOLLOWING THIS FRIDAY'S TELECONFERENCE, HOSTED FROM THE MEETRACK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

Puking into the microphone is ALWAYS relevant.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.

You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.

You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.

I shall need two.  I require constant medical attention.  And an airtight alibi.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.

You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.

I shall need two.  I require constant medical attention.  And an airtight alibi.

I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.

You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.

I shall need two.  I require constant medical attention.  And an airtight alibi.

I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.

Scoob is jealous as hell about that, by the way.  :lol:

Everyone should have two women beating on them with blunt objects.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah.  :oops:  It's true.

Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.

We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.

Smelled like gin.

TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.

You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.

I shall need two.  I require constant medical attention.  And an airtight alibi.

I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.

Scoob is jealous as hell about that, by the way.  :lol:

Everyone should have two women beating on them with blunt objects.

:lol: Only ex-holy, ex-dead, re-holy men can pull it off without drama, though.

Cramulus


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

It also occurs to me that we don't have a jenkem emote.

Further, it occurs to me that just thinking about that means I need help.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.