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Coyote Bears Great Tidings to the Folllowers of his Ex.

Started by Don Coyote, November 12, 2010, 06:25:28 PM

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Don Coyote

November 12, 2010, 06:25:28 PM
You can join MY church for the low low price of some roadkill.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
November 12, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Will a feast be made from it?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#2
November 12, 2010, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Will a feast be made from it?

From the rancid meat yes, but each supplicant will be required to wear the uncured hide of his or hers offering as a hat or robe.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 12, 2010, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 12, 2010, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Will a feast be made from it?

From the rancid meat yes, but each supplicant will be required to wear the uncured hide of his or hers offering as a hat or robe.

Sounds like fun, but I will not eat of squirrel. I will have to find some other form of New England road kill. Maybe if I stop by Vermont on the way I can get some venison on the side of the road.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#4
November 13, 2010, 03:32:22 AM
I'll bring a 'possum. Or maybe a nice fat raccoon.

Don Coyote

#5
November 13, 2010, 03:37:34 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 13, 2010, 03:32:22 AM
I'll bring a 'possum. Or maybe a nice fat raccoon.

Coyote will be pleased. He was remarking on how he wanted one.

Lies

#6
November 16, 2010, 02:48:17 AM
I can possibly get a nice and tasty kangaroo. Those things have a fucking DEATHWISH and appear to WAIT until a car comes speeding past before jumping out in front it as some fucked up idea of a prank.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#7
November 16, 2010, 02:49:43 AM
Most of what we get out here IS coyote. How acceptable is this to Coyote?

Don Coyote

#8
November 16, 2010, 02:55:23 AM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:49:43 AM
Most of what we get out here IS coyote. How acceptable is this to Coyote?
Very, he says that you must wear the untanned hide against your skin for a fortnight.

Freeky

#9
November 16, 2010, 03:10:25 AM
If I find any, I'll be sure to do so.

Epimetheus

#10
November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Lies

#11
November 16, 2010, 06:52:43 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?

I think you would have to *be* god to provide such a thing.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#12
November 16, 2010, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?

Maybe, possibly, no, and no.

Reginald Ret

#13
November 16, 2010, 09:28:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?

Maybe, possibly, no, and no.


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Don Coyote

#14
November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:
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