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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #90 on: December 16, 2011, 04:13:50 am »
Seriously, every time I re-read these my nipples go hard and I want to cry and the hairs on every square inch of my body take turns standing up.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #91 on: December 16, 2011, 04:24:12 am »
I missed this before, this is heart rendingly beautiful.  In that way that leaves  you rent.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #92 on: December 16, 2011, 01:02:22 pm »
Seriously, every time I re-read these my nipples go hard and I want to cry and the hairs on every square inch of my body take turns standing up.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up for me, too.

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #93 on: December 16, 2011, 03:12:44 pm »
Me too, except my bodily hair is on a metric surface.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2011, 03:22:16 pm »
Me too, except my bodily hair is on a metric surface.

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2011, 07:17:34 pm »
Me too, except my bodily hair is on a metric surface.

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #96 on: December 16, 2011, 09:59:27 pm »
But seriously I agree with ECH, reading this piece affects me in some way I don't think any other accomplishes. I just can't figure out who the Audie Murphy kid is supposed to be.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #97 on: December 17, 2011, 01:57:03 am »
I think it's supposed to be Coyote?
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #98 on: December 17, 2011, 02:50:13 am »
Just found this. Shit Roger, that was some fucking bittersweet sepsis Mate, that was fucking visceral. It left a cold finger of ice in my gut, like a seed of dread. That's some donkey punch Mojo you got going on there. I suppose if your muse turns out to a desert Djinn, you just have to ríde the fucker for all your worth, and hope it drops you back in Kansas. Or in your case, Chinatown Tuscon.

Well here's a little prophecy of my own. Wherever it drops you, it will be Tuscon. And no, it won't always make you feel good. But it will make you FEEL!  And (As if you hadn't figured this out yet anyway) that thing that makes people love you, is the same thing that makes them run the fuck away. But being Holy never was never going to be easy.
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« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2011, 06:25:28 pm »
I think it's supposed to be Coyote?

Nope. 

I think it's supposed to be nast.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2011, 06:26:08 pm »
Just found this. Shit Roger, that was some fucking bittersweet sepsis Mate, that was fucking visceral. It left a cold finger of ice in my gut, like a seed of dread. That's some donkey punch Mojo you got going on there. I suppose if your muse turns out to a desert Djinn, you just have to ríde the fucker for all your worth, and hope it drops you back in Kansas. Or in your case, Chinatown Tuscon.

Well here's a little prophecy of my own. Wherever it drops you, it will be Tuscon. And no, it won't always make you feel good. But it will make you FEEL!  And (As if you hadn't figured this out yet anyway) that thing that makes people love you, is the same thing that makes them run the fuck away. But being Holy never was never going to be easy.

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #101 on: January 15, 2012, 12:56:41 am »
I think it's supposed to be Coyote?

Nope. 

I think it's supposed to be nast.

Sure as fuck isn't me, and the realization that it might be nast makes me deeply sad.

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #102 on: January 15, 2012, 01:36:48 am »
I think it's supposed to be Coyote?

Nope. 

I think it's supposed to be nast.

Sure as fuck isn't me, and the realization that it might be nast makes me deeply sad.

Can't really remember, to be honest.
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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #103 on: January 15, 2012, 11:06:34 pm »
that is some fine writing, a true gem there if i may say so, sir

i hope i do not offend you if i say it has a quality to it i have only encountered in some of Thomas Pynchon's work

sorry sorry sorry

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Re: FAO TGRR: Some Prophecy That Nobody Wants to Hear.
« Reply #104 on: January 16, 2012, 12:57:33 am »
I think it's supposed to be Coyote?

Nope. 

I think it's supposed to be nast.

Sure as fuck isn't me, and the realization that it might be nast makes me deeply sad.

Can't really remember, to be honest.

I'm pretty sure it's not me. It doesn't really feel like me.
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