Yeah I'm Salty

[Salty]

As in another flavor.
As opposed to bitter, or sweet, or sour.

And that saltiness preserves me dammit.

I can be too much of one thing. But I can avoid those other course flavors with ease.
Bitterness being distasteful to me. Sweetness becoming tiresome and ultimately painful. Sourness having its obvious and immediate faults.

I stick with the salty.

I don't have any other words to further this point and for that I am sorry.
Maybe I should just keep it to myself but for now it's all I have.
Overwhelming, undeniable, coating my tongue forever and ever.

[Freeky]

I like this.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

As in another flavor.
As opposed to bitter, or sweet, or sour.

And that saltiness preserves me dammit.

I can be too much of one thing. But I can avoid those other course flavors with ease.
Bitterness being distasteful to me. Sweetness becoming tiresome and ultimately painful. Sourness having its obvious and immediate faults.

I stick with the salty.

I don't have any other words to further this point and for that I am sorry.
Maybe I should just keep it to myself but for now it's all I have.
Overwhelming, undeniable, coating my tongue forever and ever.

Don't go all emo on me, man.

Don't do it.

[Salty]

As in another flavor.
As opposed to bitter, or sweet, or sour.

And that saltiness preserves me dammit.

I can be too much of one thing. But I can avoid those other course flavors with ease.
Bitterness being distasteful to me. Sweetness becoming tiresome and ultimately painful. Sourness having its obvious and immediate faults.

I stick with the salty.

I don't have any other words to further this point and for that I am sorry.
Maybe I should just keep it to myself but for now it's all I have.
Overwhelming, undeniable, coating my tongue forever and ever.

Jesus christ. WTF is THIS shit? Some failed attempt at emo poetic horseshit?
Tell you what, friend, next time you feel the urge to post this kind of shit do yourself a favor and punch yourself in the balls with your face.

Thanks.

Don't go all emo on me, man.

Don't do it.

In my defense I was SEVERELY drunk and hoping this would sink faster than anyone could read it.
As it stands it'll probably be bumped at the most inopportune moments possible in my future residency here. This isn't a rant, this is...WTF is THIS shit?


ETA: Like, shots of Wild Turkey 101 chased with 9.0 tripel ale drunk.

[Salty]

I like this.

Thank you Freeky, but I am shamed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BUMP

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

(purely affectionately, I swear)

[Triple Zero]

Jesus christ. WTF is THIS shit? Some failed attempt at emo poetic horseshit?
Tell you what, friend, next time you feel the urge to post this kind of shit do yourself a favor and punch yourself in the balls with your face.

Thanks.

I suggest you should get drunk again so that your drunk self can read your insult

[Salty]

BUMP

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BUMP

[E.O.T.]

HRUMPF!!

          and all along i thought you were sweet!