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Started by Lies, November 13, 2010, 01:08:16 PM

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November 13, 2010, 01:08:16 PM Last Edit: November 13, 2010, 01:09:50 PM by Lysergic
Where even my little ponies are subject to the patriot act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9uTaehCHbU&feature=player_embedded

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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
November 13, 2010, 04:47:02 PM
Toys are dangerous. They stimulate children and give them a sense of "fun."

We cannot afford to have "fun" in this world. This "fun" is dangerous. "Fun" is distracting. As long as there are enemies, America cannot have "fun". "Fun" is for when you get to Heaven, after living a life of loyalty and subservience to the State God, obeying all the rules and not doing anything that doesn't serve America.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Triple Zero

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November 13, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
I dunno, blowing up toys with explosives and a remote-controlled robot seems pretty fun to me.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 13, 2010, 05:15:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 13, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
I dunno, blowing up toys with explosives and a remote-controlled robot seems pretty fun to me.

Not fun for the owner of the toy. Fun for the bomb squad maybe. Nicely symbolic.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#4
November 13, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
This is why little girls don't get real ponies. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#5
November 13, 2010, 05:29:51 PM
I mean, it probably would suck to have to clean pony guts off the school parking lot. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#6
November 13, 2010, 05:41:58 PM
Reminds me of this April Fool's joke, the father tells the girl in the morning he got her a pony, it's in the garden, excited she runs downstairs and out the house.

"You'll get the other half tomorrow."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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