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The Nauseatingly Disgusting Discordian Lovefest

Started by Phox, November 14, 2010, 04:39:40 AM

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The Wizard

You're a good nemesis, Phox. Always enjoy your posts.
Insanity we trust.

Don Coyote

Dearest Phoxy,

Fire have written me. He detailed his numerous attempts at calling up on you. You were always unavailable. Fire is now sad. I feel the only recourse to assage my dear friend's wounded heart is for you call up on him this evening and through yourself upon him.

Yours in carrion,

Coyote

Phox

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 24, 2011, 08:46:14 PM
You're a good nemesis, Phox. Always enjoy your posts.

You too, Semaj. I do hope to have some new pictures for you to WOMP in the near future, but I have not gotten out much in the past month.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 24, 2011, 09:04:19 PM
Dearest Phoxy,

Fire have written me. He detailed his numerous attempts at calling up on you. You were always unavailable. Fire is now sad. I feel the only recourse to assage my dear friend's wounded heart is for you call up on him this evening and through yourself upon him.

Yours in carrion,

Coyote
My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.


Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

Lies

Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 01:50:39 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.
I think this was before you were pissed at me, but I didn't know enough about you to say anything nice really.

But for what its worth, I think you're an awesome person, and thanks for your honesty in regards to all that.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 01:10:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.


Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

My good Coyote,

The fat one.

Seethingly Yours,
Phoxy

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:53:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 01:50:39 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.
I think this was before you were pissed at me, but I didn't know enough about you to say anything nice really.

But for what its worth, I think you're an awesome person, and thanks for your honesty in regards to all that.

All good, man, and likewise.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:56:42 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 01:10:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.


Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

My good Coyote,

The fat one.

Seethingly Yours,
Phoxy

Hera's sensitive about her weight, be careful about saying stuff like that. I mean it's understandable. Whenever she asks Zeus why he fucked that chick, he always says, "Cuz you got fat."

Also, we should use that for our project.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Damn. I've got nothing.

:mittens:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

I was about to say something about getting a perm and imitating Ron Jeremy, but I see that you are already preparing for that job.


P.S. Do you think they need Ron Jeremy impersonators in Japan?