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Started by the last yatto, November 16, 2010, 12:40:06 AM

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November 16, 2010, 12:40:06 AM Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 01:58:56 AM by Pēleus
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

#1
November 16, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#2
November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 16, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

I'D HIT IT
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 16, 2010, 01:39:59 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#6
November 16, 2010, 01:46:50 AM
That hair color is disturbing yet oddly alluring.

the last yatto

#8
November 16, 2010, 02:01:13 AM
That's her
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Gray Jester

#9
November 16, 2010, 02:35:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 01:51:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:39:59 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 01:39:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
I think I know what he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Is it this, Yatto?

I'D HIT IT

I wonder if she tastes funny.

I WOULD STILL HIT IT

I would too.

No way she stays that skinny eating hamburgers from McDonalds.  That being said, I'm jumping on the hit it train.
I am a surrealist.  It makes me feel more knightly.

Richter

#10
November 16, 2010, 04:17:01 AM
If you leave her out on the counter for a month, does she spoil?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 16, 2010, 04:19:02 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2010, 04:17:01 AM
If you leave her out on the counter for a month, does she spoil?

I WOULD STILL HIT IT

TGRR
WOULD HIT THAT ROTTEN SHIT
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#12
November 16, 2010, 06:25:29 AM
None of you would hit it.

Until I was done hitting it.

Welcome to Sloppy McSeconds.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
November 16, 2010, 06:42:38 AM
GOOD GOD!

Triple Zero

#14
November 16, 2010, 10:08:08 AM
In Japan, do they say "Would you like rice with that?" ?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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