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My office/work Holiday party is.....

Started by AFK, November 16, 2010, 07:06:40 PM

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How would you describe your office/work's holiday party?  

Lame
4 (20%)
Awesome
1 (5%)
Oh the humanity!
0 (0%)
Sex in the supply closet
4 (20%)
Holiday party?
11 (55%)

Total Members Voted: 20

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Quote from: Cramulus on November 16, 2010, 07:30:00 PM
we have an official holiday party which is designed to be as lame as possible

and an unofficial party which takes place at my boss's house-- who lives in Mick Jagger's old mansion. That party's a little better but everybody is older than me by 15+ years and spend the evening reminiscing about working in publishing back in 1800. On the bright side I did get to hang out with the CEO of Penguin Books the other year, but she's hardly Mick Jagger.

Sounds like some excellent networking opportunities, in fact?

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My work holiday parties have always been awesome.

Free alcohol! So much free alcohol!  :lulz:

And the parties would be even better if I would be single. But I'm not, so I just drink free alcohol until my body can't move anymore!
It's awesome. Free awesome.
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