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Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM

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Suu

#15
November 15, 2010, 04:12:59 PM
Now now Fred, don't be so shellfish.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#16
November 15, 2010, 04:16:14 PM
I would like to state for the record that I didn't start it.

But to get back to the topic, I wonder if some kind of reality show will come out of this for Dick.  Maybe something on VH1.  Dyke of Love or something.  Or maybe he can get a gig doing Tuna commercials. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#17
November 15, 2010, 04:28:22 PM
Dolphin Safe, just like Dick van Dyke?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
November 15, 2010, 11:30:03 PM
I love living in the Strange Times!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#19
November 16, 2010, 06:56:33 AM
Did he mention whether any of the horny bastards hit on him?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#20
November 17, 2010, 04:57:00 AM
I fucking hate dolphins. Swimming around like they own the fucking oceans. Eating all the fish. Laughing all the time. Grinning like paedophiles at a playgroup. Fuck the Tuna, catch the Dolphins, Can them up with tomato sauce. Use their tails as mudflaps for Lorries. Or catch them, train them, and use them as guide fish for blind whales.  :argh!:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
November 17, 2010, 06:39:33 AM
I've heard that dolphin tastes kind of like cod-liver-oil-flavored beef.

It's kind of too bad.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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