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Son of Unbridled Punnery. Bastard!

Started by AFK, November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM

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AFK

November 17, 2010, 04:47:08 PM
Because the search thingy doesn't work, and I'm lazy....

Shall we begin? 



The college student decided to not pursue becoming a botanist because of the stigmas attached to the profession. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
November 17, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
The outcome of his decision to not use a condom eventually became a-parent.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
November 17, 2010, 04:51:30 PM
The knight was very sir-ly. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
November 17, 2010, 04:53:23 PM
Bestowing hand-crafted spice racks to the graduating culinary students is a thyme-honored tradition. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Placid Dingo

#4
November 18, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
My mother almost caught me smoking but I put it out just in the nick'o'tine.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Lies

#5
November 18, 2010, 07:53:39 AM
Ever since I called my mother in law a dog she won't won't stop hounding me about my own pedigree
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#6
November 18, 2010, 07:59:29 AM
I once saw a cow save a pig from drowning. It was a very moo-ving experience, she really saved his bacon.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#7
November 23, 2010, 12:30:34 AM
The arborist likes to hosts parties in the autumn but is always sad when everyone leaves early. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#8
January 13, 2011, 05:50:36 PM
Late Breaking Noose:  The warden is a-frayed that the execution will knot take place due to equipment malfunction.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Johnny

#9
January 13, 2011, 06:13:22 PM

All of this punishment is unbearable.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Adios

#11
January 13, 2011, 06:34:14 PM
He couldn't be a nudist because the thought of being naked in front of others was unbareable.

AFK

#12
January 13, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 13, 2011, 06:13:22 PM

All of this punishment is unbearable.

There's actually a bigger thread, but the search can't seem to find it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pæs

#13
January 13, 2011, 11:49:57 PM

AFK

#14
January 14, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
No, not that one.  There's another one in Apple Talk with a similar title to this one.  I started this one because I couldn't find the other one through the search, because it was buggered up. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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