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Perfectly reasonable trains of thought.
« on: November 18, 2010, 05:45:47 pm »
When people don't respond to your posts or PMs within 30 seconds, it's because they hate you.  When the board is dead, it's because nobody wants to talk to you.  When someone cuts you off in traffic, they did it on purpose, just to piss you off.  People call your cellphone just to eke out that little bit of extra annoyance you get from being startled by the ringtone.  When people don't answer YOUR calls, it's because they're tired of you.

The mailman is in on it, too.  But you knew that.

When someone ahead of you doesn't accelerate fast enough for you when the light turns green, it's because they're trying to make sure you get stuck at the intersection for another red light.  If your SO is being quiet, it's because he/she is mad at you.  Don't get him/her talking though, because the next thing he/she says will be "Let's just be friends".

And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.  



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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 05:48:47 pm »
:mittens:

My head is full of these kinds of thoughts today.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 05:51:50 pm »
:mittens:

My head is full of these kinds of thoughts today.

Mine has been for a couple of months.  Not like last time, though.

It helps to type them out, to see how silly they look in the light of day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Perfectly reasonable trains of thought.
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 05:53:47 pm »
:mittens:

My head is full of these kinds of thoughts today.

Mine has been for a couple of months.  Not like last time, though.

It helps to type them out, to see how silly they look in the light of day.

I thought it was just me.  :oops:  I've gotten so damned paranoid lately I've just kind of stopped having any contact with the outside world  :|
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 05:54:39 pm »
You just described my brain's favorite "helpful" chime ins.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 05:55:18 pm »
When people don't respond to your posts or PMs within 30 seconds, it's because they hate you.  When the board is dead, it's because nobody wants to talk to you.  When someone cuts you off in traffic, they did it on purpose, just to piss you off.  People call your cellphone just to eke out that little bit of extra annoyance you get from being startled by the ringtone.  When people don't answer YOUR calls, it's because they're tired of you.

The mailman is in on it, too.  But you knew that.

When someone ahead of you doesn't accelerate fast enough for you when the light turns green, it's because they're trying to make sure you get stuck at the intersection for another red light.  If your SO is being quiet, it's because he/she is mad at you.  Don't get him/her talking though, because the next thing he/she says will be "Let's just be friends".

And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. 





I believe this kind of thinking explains a lot about how religion was formed.

"The sky is thundering!  It must be because I masturbated last night!  Eep!"
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Perfectly reasonable trains of thought.
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 05:55:59 pm »
You just described my brain's favorite "helpful" chime ins.


Yeah.  There's more.  I'll post them as they occur to me.  Anyone else can feel free to do so, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 05:56:09 pm »
Blah, I hate when I think like that. :(

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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 05:57:08 pm »
When people don't respond to your posts or PMs within 30 seconds, it's because they hate you.  When the board is dead, it's because nobody wants to talk to you.  When someone cuts you off in traffic, they did it on purpose, just to piss you off.  People call your cellphone just to eke out that little bit of extra annoyance you get from being startled by the ringtone.  When people don't answer YOUR calls, it's because they're tired of you.

The mailman is in on it, too.  But you knew that.

When someone ahead of you doesn't accelerate fast enough for you when the light turns green, it's because they're trying to make sure you get stuck at the intersection for another red light.  If your SO is being quiet, it's because he/she is mad at you.  Don't get him/her talking though, because the next thing he/she says will be "Let's just be friends".

And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. 





I believe this kind of thinking explains a lot about how religion was formed.

"The sky is thundering!  It must be because I masturbated last night!  Eep!"

Well, sure.  God hates that sort of behavior.

He also kills young children to test their parents' faith.  
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 05:58:20 pm »
When people don't respond to your posts or PMs within 30 seconds, it's because they hate you.  When the board is dead, it's because nobody wants to talk to you.  When someone cuts you off in traffic, they did it on purpose, just to piss you off.  People call your cellphone just to eke out that little bit of extra annoyance you get from being startled by the ringtone.  When people don't answer YOUR calls, it's because they're tired of you.

The mailman is in on it, too.  But you knew that.

When someone ahead of you doesn't accelerate fast enough for you when the light turns green, it's because they're trying to make sure you get stuck at the intersection for another red light.  If your SO is being quiet, it's because he/she is mad at you.  Don't get him/her talking though, because the next thing he/she says will be "Let's just be friends".

And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. 





I believe this kind of thinking explains a lot about how religion was formed.

"The sky is thundering!  It must be because I masturbated last night!  Eep!"

Well, sure.  God hates that sort of behavior.

He also kills young children to test their parents' faith.  

That seems reasonable.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 05:59:37 pm »
When people don't answer your PMs, it's because they were offended, or didn't really want to hear from you in the first place. When nobody comments on you Fecebook, it's because they all think you're going nuts, and also because you're going overboard with trying to spread ideas. When bullshit gets in the way of plans and your friends have to cancel, they were actually glad to have whatever crisis so they don't have to hang out with you.

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 06:01:27 pm »
When people don't answer your PMs, it's because they were offended, or didn't really want to hear from you in the first place. When nobody comments on you Fecebook, it's because they all think you're going nuts, and also because you're going overboard with trying to spread ideas. When bullshit gets in the way of plans and your friends have to cancel, they were actually glad to have whatever crisis so they don't have to hang out with you.

Which is, of course, utter rot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 06:08:36 pm »
When people don't answer your PMs, it's because they were offended, or didn't really want to hear from you in the first place. When nobody comments on you Fecebook, it's because they all think you're going nuts, and also because you're going overboard with trying to spread ideas. When bullshit gets in the way of plans and your friends have to cancel, they were actually glad to have whatever crisis so they don't have to hang out with you.

Which is, of course, utter rot.

Well, yeah. I thought that was the point?

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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2010, 06:10:38 pm »
:mittens:

My head is full of these kinds of thoughts today.

Mine has been for a couple of months.  Not like last time, though.

It helps to type them out, to see how silly they look in the light of day.

That's a really good idea. I hope things get better. For both of us. I am having trouble with the impending doom.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2010, 06:10:51 pm »
When people don't answer your PMs, it's because they were offended, or didn't really want to hear from you in the first place. When nobody comments on you Fecebook, it's because they all think you're going nuts, and also because you're going overboard with trying to spread ideas. When bullshit gets in the way of plans and your friends have to cancel, they were actually glad to have whatever crisis so they don't have to hang out with you.

Which is, of course, utter rot.

Well, yeah. I thought that was the point?

It is.  Carry on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.