Perfectly reasonable trains of thought.

[Freeky]

When you want to voice concerns you may have, or want to talk about how shitty you feel, you're being an attention whore, and nobody likes them, so you should probably STFU now.


(I forgot that one.)

[hooplala]

When you want to voice concerns you may have, or want to talk about how shitty you feel, you're being an attention whore, and nobody likes them, so you should probably STFU now.


(I forgot that one.)

That's sometimes sadly true, though.  I know a few.

[Freeky]

When you want to voice concerns you may have, or want to talk about how shitty you feel, you're being an attention whore, and nobody likes them, so you should probably STFU now.


(I forgot that one.)

That's sometimes sadly true, though.  I know a few.

Yeah, me too. It's hard to tell the difference.

[Richter]

They can't stand you, they're just hanging out with you to avoid hurting your feelings.  Becasue they all really feel bad for you behind your back.

If they ask about something that's missing, it's because they took it.

[hooplala]

When you want to voice concerns you may have, or want to talk about how shitty you feel, you're being an attention whore, and nobody likes them, so you should probably STFU now.


(I forgot that one.)

That's sometimes sadly true, though.  I know a few.

Yeah, me too. It's hard to tell the difference.

I think in this case its a matter of volume.

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If you silently pee on the wall of the urinal instead of the water, the guys peeing next to you will think you're less of a man. If you can't find a kitchen utensil, it's because your SO put it somewhere else just to fuck with you. You've made an acquaintance visibly angry—they're probably going to shank you in the stairwell. They only invited you to the party so they would have someone to make fun of.

[Freeky]

If they ask about something that's missing, it's because they took it.

Alternatively,

If you can't find something, they took it to fuck with you, and are now having a good laugh at your expense.

[Richter]

You're a towering stack of negativity and despair.  You should stay away from nice happy people so you don't bring them down.

[LMNO]

If someone compliments you on the way you look, it's because you're fat and they're trying to make you feel better.

[Cramulus]

You are a rather dull person who is very good at pretending to be smart and interesting.


Your Internet use is making you increasingly out of touch with reality.


One day you're going to be alone, and not the little loneliness that you experience a little each day, this one will be big and cold and neverending like an overcast sky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nothing is going to be OK. Ever again. You had a good run, but it's over now. Your SO thinks you're high-maintenance and ordinary. Anything you can think of to do is just spinning your wheels, because it's all coming down, now, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[LMNO]

You know, this entire thread would make an excellent group troll.  Dozens of posters, adding to a thread of despair that brings down everyone who reads it because deep down, they know it's right.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Your SO thinks you're high-maintenance and ordinary.

High-maintenance, probably.  Ordinary?  PFFFFT.  Either you're totally off base, or he's got his head jammed in his 4th point of contact.

You're one of the least ordinary people I know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, this entire thread would make an excellent group troll.  Dozens of posters, adding to a thread of despair that brings down everyone who reads it because deep down, they know it's right.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You are a rather dull person who is very good at pretending to be smart and interesting.

Yeah, I get that, too.  "Imposter Syndrome".  If it's any help, the biggest bores at parties are the ones that are SURE that they're smart and interesting.

Your Internet use is making you increasingly out of touch with reality.

No biggie.  Reality is out of touch with reality, these days.  Just look around.