The War Against Hipsters, Part 1.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who is the loser asshole who decided that "deck" was the new word for cool? That was forced and an obvious miserable flop.

I just retired my favorite hoodie from when I was 18. I miss it.

I'm wearing a newer hoodie that isn't as awesome, a Natalie Dee T-shirt, and a pair of Juniors department jeans I got on eBay for $5. Also my bangs are pink. As far as I can tell, I'm a hipster.

  I think you're just a really cute dudette who wears the stuff she loves most.  You'll always be in style, for that very reason.  People who don't go by what's going to be out of style in the next 10 minutes but instead what they love and makes them feel good on the inside by wearing it on the outside--those are the people who are ALWAYS in fashion, and ALWAYS cool. 

ALSO:  NATALIE DEEEEEEEE!!!

Actually, since the entire premise of identifying who is a hipster is based on assuming you can tell a person's motivations by looking at them, my actual motivations for dressing the way I do don't matter at all.

[hooplala]

Who is the loser asshole who decided that "deck" was the new word for cool? That was forced and an obvious miserable flop.

I never even heard that word... shows how out of the loop I am.

[Suu]

I hadn't heard about it since I saw that recipe. I think it's queer.

[BadBeast]

Who is the loser asshole who decided that "deck" was the new word for cool? That was forced and an obvious miserable flop.

I never even heard that word... shows how out of the loop I am.

Me neither, and I usually have my finger right on the pulse of what's fresh, and happening!
Dat's whai they call me Mr Superfly guy, when ai is hanging wit mai cru, ai is teh main man, cuz we is rollin' deeper than deep! Nawatti mean?  

(Fuck knows where that came from, I must be channelling some right bunky shite!) Got to remember to get a fucking grip on meself!   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As far as I can tell, "deck" is a forced meme some internet asspack made up and it completely failed to take off.

[BadBeast]

As far as I can tell, "deck" is a forced meme some internet asspack made up and it completely failed to take off.

Like the Windows Vista of Memes?

[Jenne]

Who is the loser asshole who decided that "deck" was the new word for cool? That was forced and an obvious miserable flop.

I just retired my favorite hoodie from when I was 18. I miss it.

I'm wearing a newer hoodie that isn't as awesome, a Natalie Dee T-shirt, and a pair of Juniors department jeans I got on eBay for $5. Also my bangs are pink. As far as I can tell, I'm a hipster.

  I think you're just a really cute dudette who wears the stuff she loves most.  You'll always be in style, for that very reason.  People who don't go by what's going to be out of style in the next 10 minutes but instead what they love and makes them feel good on the inside by wearing it on the outside--those are the people who are ALWAYS in fashion, and ALWAYS cool. 

ALSO:  NATALIE DEEEEEEEE!!!

Actually, since the entire premise of identifying who is a hipster is based on assuming you can tell a person's motivations by looking at them, my actual motivations for dressing the way I do don't matter at all.

I can't indentify them, myself.  But then I couldn't do emo either.  I fail at these distinctions.

[Jenne]

Who is the loser asshole who decided that "deck" was the new word for cool? That was forced and an obvious miserable flop.

I never even heard that word... shows how out of the loop I am.

Huyup, I'm with the rest of y'all--never heard of that "deck" term, and thanks to urbandictionary.com and this place, it reminded me of this definition instead:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decking

[BadBeast]

Ah, the Urban Dictionary! I went through a phase of sending definitions in to them. Got 8 published. Put BadBeast in their search box, and up they come.

[BadBeast]

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?




Oh, it's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...
   

[Slyph]

I thought I was fashionably downturned until I had to dress up and found I couldn't because all my clothes were shit. Turns out I'm just poor. It's a fine line.

[BadBeast]

I tend to go for a more of a 'Low Style Post-Downturn Retro Crusty' look, that I've been working on for about 20 years.   

[Slyph]

[Juana]

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

As far as I can tell, "deck" is a forced meme some internet asspack made up and it completely failed to take off.

Ive never once heard of the word "Deck" being used as an adjective before this thread.

Also, while were on the topic of hipsters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY