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Started by Rupert Giles, August 20, 2004, 10:01:13 AM

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Rupert Giles

Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Rev ThwackLook at the cute 'lil dream. He thinks threads actualy have a chance of staying on track around here. Poor 'lil fella.






Man, I'm starting to turn into quite the asshole today.



shhhh...he's still kinda new here...give him a while, he'll figure out that topics never stay on track.

I'm not that new, Baka.

Now step, lest I have to phone my friend, the Dread Pirate Ninja Hacker Josh.

He has all the Swagger and Booty (Girl and Treasure) attracting powers of Cap'n Jack Sparrow, plus all the deadliness and stealth powers of a Horde of Uber Ninja.

Rev Thwack

I'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.
My balls itch...

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Quote from: Dream of the Endless
Now step, lest I have to phone my friend, the Dread Pirate Ninja Hacker Josh.


my computer sucks so much, that if he tried hacking me, his computer would burst into flames.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Rev ThwackI'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.

He's also The One.  Reality conforms to his will.

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Quote from: Rev ThwackI'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.


thats the only weakness of a ninja...but a properly trained ninja will only be slowed down by it.

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Quote from: Dream of the Endless
Quote from: Rev ThwackI'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.

He's also The One.  Reality conforms to his will.


the reality in a computer conforms to his will.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Dream of the Endless
Quote from: Rev ThwackI'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.

He's also The One.  Reality conforms to his will.


the reality in a computer conforms to his will.

Never saw Revolutions, did we?

ORACLE:  You have a connection to the Source.

Rev Thwack

and I have a connection to my anus. Do you need a demonstration of the 1337 p0w3r5 my anus posesses?
My balls itch...

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Rev Thwackand I have a connection to my anus. Do you need a demonstration of the 1337 p0w3r5 my anus posesses?

From the way you've been acting and from one thing you've said in your posts today, I'd say you ARE your Anus.

Think ABOUT it.

Word.

Rev Thwack

what can I say, today is just one of those days where the fluff-o-matic isn't all sorts of happy. which is kind of weird because I actualy am, just not showing it I guess. Hmm.... maby I should stop randomly mixing drugs.
My balls itch...

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Rev Thwackwhat can I say, today is just one of those days where the fluff-o-matic isn't all sorts of happy. which is kind of weird because I actualy am, just not showing it I guess. Hmm.... maby I should stop randomly mixing drugs.

That's what your brain is for!

The Brain.

Randomly mixing mind altering substances in ways we will never comprehend since...  uh... really long ago!

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Quote from: Dream of the Endless
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Dream of the Endless
Quote from: Rev ThwackI'm not worried about the uber ninja, as there are things that even they can't stand against. Ask Hotsuma how effective they are against a psychotic, reality-warping, mass-halucination.

He's also The One.  Reality conforms to his will.


the reality in a computer conforms to his will.

Never saw Revolutions, did we?

ORACLE:  You have a connection to the Source.


nope, I heard it was worse than the second, by a reliable source. and the second one was worse than the first...so...you get the idea.

Rev Thwack

Ohh no, You are not fooling me again. I learned long ago that it's best for me to just completly ignore my brain. That damn thing is always trying to whisper things to me, trying to get me to do this or that.... do you have any idea how high my body count would be if I listed to my brain? I swear, it's like it wants me to eliminate the human race so the animals can start over. Yes, that's it... see, I knew you would come around and see things my way. It's the only way to protect the planet, and by killing them we are keeping countless others from suffering. Don't you see it now? It's not that we want to, we have t....wehtoiawelktn;avirla!!!


Fuck! You bastar dream, you almost let it take over. Do you have any idea just how bad that would have been? Fuck!
My balls itch...

Rupert Giles

Quote from: Rev ThwackOhh no, You are not fooling me again. I learned long ago that it's best for me to just completly ignore my brain. That damn thing is always trying to whisper things to me, trying to get me to do this or that.... do you have any idea how high my body count would be if I listed to my brain? I swear, it's like it wants me to eliminate the human race so the animals can start over. Yes, that's it... see, I knew you would come around and see things my way. It's the only way to protect the planet, and by killing them we are keeping countless others from suffering. Don't you see it now? It's not that we want to, we have t....wehtoiawelktn;avirla!!!


Fuck! You bastar dream, you almost let it take over. Do you have any idea just how bad that would have been? Fuck!

We do as we must, Rev Thwack.

We do as we must.

Horab Fibslager

if what happened in where ever conformed to neo's will, instead of gettign his ass kicked repeatedly by smith, he would jsut lay down the atomic whoopass without the effort of moving a finger, removing smith from the entire system within moments of him reapearing. instead he is a superhuman like fella in the things, the champion of good against the forces of evil while the gods (the orcale and the archetecht) stand by as spectators mroe or less. they also tried to tie in the metaphor of this life beign a dream and death being to wake from the dream that is this life, in which reality as we know it was a vuideo game, and the "real world" was one we could find only if we awake from the video game reality.

in fact they cram jsut about every scrap of religiousism/mysiticsm, etc, they could find(including to a certain extent discoridanism, the number if fives and 23s in various parts is good enough evidence for me towards that end), it's a popular culture movie, designed for every, geek, goth dweed, dork, etc, etc, from every walk of life can pay 8 bucks to see.
Hell is other people.