I hate you.

[CannedLizard]

as for ww2, everyone knows that candian spec ops actually killed hitler, mussolini andthe japenese emperor in 1943, a whole 2/3 years before it's public end. there rest was jsut public relations.

Actually, the Japanese Emperor was quite a nice guy. Wore a Mickey Mouse watch. Had no control over his military (which is actually how it should be, according to Sun Tzu's Art of War).

[namu]

who's the forum frenchie?

You again left the lights on before leaving, didn't you 'suma ? :P

[Rev Thwack]

can someone please tell my why the french military salute involves a white flag?

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I want to know why the swiss have an army.

[Rev Thwack]

what? And here I was thinking that they just had knives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.

[Horab Fibslager]

i hear they ride bicycles.

[Rev Thwack]

I hear you have something against people who ride bycicles.

[namu]

I hear you have something against people who point out people who ride bicycles.

[Rev Thwack]

why yes, yes I do. want to make something of it?

[Charlemagne]

The Swiss have my respect, due to two words: Direct Democracy.

[Rupert Giles]

And if I remember correctly, everyone who has reached the age of majority in Switzerland is in the army.

[Slarti]

what? And here I was thinking that they just hadknives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.

how can you have a swiss army knife without a swiss army?

[Horab Fibslager]

I hear you have something against people who ride bycicles.

i ride a bicycle...

[Rev Thwack]

what? And here I was thinking that they just hadknives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.

how can you have a swiss army knife without a swiss army?

That's not too hard. I have a russian paratrooper watch, but I don't have any russian paratroopers.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

that's because you stole the watch of of a russian guard during your stealth mission in the russian military outpost.