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Started by Rupert Giles, August 20, 2004, 10:01:13 AM

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CannedLizard

#45
August 23, 2004, 06:30:32 AM
Quote from: horab industriesas for ww2, everyone knows that candian spec ops actually killed hitler, mussolini andthe japenese emperor in 1943, a whole 2/3 years before it's public end. there rest was jsut public relations.

Actually, the Japanese Emperor was quite a nice guy. Wore a Mickey Mouse watch. Had no control over his military (which is actually how it should be, according to Sun Tzu's Art of War).
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

namu

#46
August 23, 2004, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Hotsumawho's the forum frenchie?
You again left the lights on before leaving, didn't you 'suma ? :D :P
Namu the Maxwell Angel
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United we stand, divided we run free at last !

Rev Thwack

#47
August 23, 2004, 08:28:08 AM
can someone please tell my why the french military salute involves a white flag?
My balls itch...

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#48
August 23, 2004, 08:45:06 AM
I want to know why the swiss have an army.

Rev Thwack

#49
August 23, 2004, 08:47:24 AM
what? And here I was thinking that they just had knives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.
My balls itch...

Horab Fibslager

#50
August 23, 2004, 09:13:09 AM
i hear they ride bicycles.
Hell is other people.

Rev Thwack

#51
August 23, 2004, 10:47:06 AM
I hear you have something against people who ride bycicles.
My balls itch...

namu

#52
August 23, 2004, 11:10:32 AM
I hear you have something against people who point out people who ride bicycles.
Namu the Maxwell Angel
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United we stand, divided we run free at last !

Rev Thwack

#53
August 23, 2004, 11:13:07 AM
why yes, yes I do. want to make something of it?
My balls itch...

Charlemagne

#54
August 23, 2004, 04:35:39 PM
The Swiss have my respect, due to two words: Direct Democracy.
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

Rupert Giles

#55
August 23, 2004, 04:49:50 PM
And if I remember correctly, everyone who has reached the age of majority in Switzerland is in the army.

Slarti

#56
August 23, 2004, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwackwhat? And here I was thinking that they just hadknives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.

how can you have a swiss army knife without a swiss army?

Horab Fibslager

#57
August 23, 2004, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackI hear you have something against people who ride bycicles.

i ride a bicycle...
Hell is other people.

Rev Thwack

#58
August 24, 2004, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfast
Quote from: Rev Thwackwhat? And here I was thinking that they just hadknives and chocolate. Man, here I am missing out on another whole group of people to make fun of.

how can you have a swiss army knife without a swiss army?

That's not too hard. I have a russian paratrooper watch, but I don't have any russian paratroopers.
My balls itch...

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#59
August 24, 2004, 04:39:43 AM
that's because you stole the watch of of a russian guard during your stealth mission in the russian military outpost.
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