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Announcement: The 2011 Discordian Synod

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2010, 05:22:53 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 19, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
The 2011 Discordian Synod will be held on Friday, April 1st, at the Meetrack (in the Holy City™ of Tucson, Drachmann Street), and will run from 7PM until they throw us out (ie, 1-5 hours).

All are welcome and encouraged to attend, as any decisions made there will be Holy Writ™, and should be held in the same regard you bastards hold all the other Holy Stuff™.  A few simple rules will be enforced by Two Ton Bill, to preserve decorum and good taste:

Quote1.  No copies of the PD will be allowed, other than the OFFICIAL ones (ie, the hardbound one made by Syn, or the Loompanics version.  Anyone caught holding Steve Jackson shit will be forced to eat ice from the urinals).

2.  No cosplay.  This is for your own safety (Note:  Leather fetish shit is probably okay).  

3.  Leave the Gloryhole cover alone.  The owner has booby trapped it.

4.  Regardless of what gender you identify with, use the restroom appropriate to your actual, biological gender.  Hermaphrodites may choose one or the other, but will be expected to stick with their decision.

5.  For the duration of the Synod, no fucking on the ping pong table.  The owner has agreed to enforce this on all patrons for this one evening, and the regulars have agreed to comply.

6.  Do NOT get pissy with Rebecca or Scoob when they don't have your brand.  The beer list is Heineken and PBR, the hard liquor comes in white labelled bottles that say "Whiskey", "Rum", etc, and there is no wine.  Deal with it.  

Submissions for the Synod from people that can't make it can be emailed to drhowl123@yahoo.com

We look forward to your attendance, and remember:  Don't talk to anyone in that neighborhood who isn't actually in the bar or patio area.  They'll shank you for the clothes on your back.

Or Kill me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1
November 19, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
I have something very important that weekend that involves me LARPing. I suggest a reschedule.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#2
November 19, 2010, 05:26:05 PM
Ooo, this looks lie fun.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 19, 2010, 05:26:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
I have something very important that weekend that involves me LARPing. I suggest a reschedule.

April 1st is April 1st.  We can't move the calendar back and forth.

Perhaps you can reschedule your LARP?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#4
November 19, 2010, 05:44:34 PM
If I'm not working, I'll find my way there.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
November 19, 2010, 06:11:31 PM
April is blacked out for PTO next year due to image conversion.
SHITCOCKS!

Suu

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#6
November 19, 2010, 06:14:17 PM
I can't. It's East Kingdom Coronation and I'm running the thing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

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#7
November 19, 2010, 06:37:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:14:17 PM
I can't. It's East Kingdom Coronation and I'm running the thing.

AND THIS IS BUSINESS OF THE SQUADRON, THE CHURCH, AND THE PEOPLE OF BOTH WHICH WE SUPPORT.  MERE ROYALTY CAN UN-FUCK THEIR PRIORITIES AND RESCHEDULE.

(or we could fly back REALLY fast.  After telling everyone it was for a funeral.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

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#8
November 19, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 06:37:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:14:17 PM
I can't. It's East Kingdom Coronation and I'm running the thing.

AND THIS IS BUSINESS OF THE SQUADRON, THE CHURCH, AND THE PEOPLE OF BOTH WHICH WE SUPPORT.  MERE ROYALTY CAN UN-FUCK THEIR PRIORITIES AND RESCHEDULE.

(or we could fly back REALLY fast.  After telling everyone it was for a funeral.)

This.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

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#9
November 19, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
There is no fast. 5hrs is 5hrs. I CAN'T, you CAN. I have to decorate a Catholic church to look Byzantine. Go as my ambassador and Godspeed you glorious faggot!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

the last yatto

#10
November 19, 2010, 07:50:36 PM
itt we find the real reason brainwash was contacted

Rent a shortbus to drive from portland to eriszona?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Juana

#11
November 19, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
I shall attempt to come, if I can con my cousin into letting me stay with her and I have the money to get there.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
November 19, 2010, 08:38:05 PM
I am not sure, but I MAY be able to make it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
November 19, 2010, 08:38:27 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 19, 2010, 07:50:36 PM
itt we find the real reason brainwash was contacted

Rent a shortbus to drive from portland to eriszona?

Fucking hell, if we could make that happen...  :fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
November 19, 2010, 08:40:04 PM
So a bus full of Discordians drives through Death Valley...

What could go wrong?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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