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Started by Suu, November 22, 2010, 12:31:28 PM

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Suu

November 22, 2010, 12:31:28 PM
If you want one, send me your address.  :evil:

I don't have snazzy custom ones like I did last year, but it's not the cover that will count. I assure you.

Numbers are limited.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#1
November 22, 2010, 07:03:56 PM
Ooh, ON IT.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
November 22, 2010, 07:05:24 PM
You have my address, right?

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 22, 2010, 07:11:50 PM
PM incoming.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#4
November 22, 2010, 07:22:30 PM
Some addresses I have, yes.
:evil:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
November 22, 2010, 11:12:14 PM
And I WILL send internationally. Bwua.  :evil:

Providence will bless you ALL this Holiday season.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cuddlefish

#6
November 22, 2010, 11:42:13 PM
You got my address?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Suu

#7
November 23, 2010, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 22, 2010, 11:42:13 PM
You got my address?


I'm not wasting a stamp on you. You may just get a hand delivery, which means extra care of course.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#8
November 23, 2010, 03:16:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2010, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 22, 2010, 11:42:13 PM
You got my address?


I'm not wasting a stamp on you. You may just get a hand delivery, which means extra care of course.
:lmnuendo:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Sister Fracture

#9
November 23, 2010, 04:29:30 AM
Do you have my parents' address still? I think that's a pretty safe address to send to.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Suu

#10
November 23, 2010, 04:48:09 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 23, 2010, 04:29:30 AM
Do you have my parents' address still? I think that's a pretty safe address to send to.

If it wasn't such a bad idea, I'd send it to your current house with white powder in it, and pray that the 12 year old would take it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sister Fracture

#11
November 23, 2010, 04:49:37 AM
She doesn't use (that I know of).  :sad:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Suu

#12
November 23, 2010, 04:52:13 AM
I mean like anthrax loose powder.

I could just send a box with one of those boxing gloves that pop out and punch her.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sister Fracture

#13
November 23, 2010, 04:53:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2010, 04:52:13 AM
I mean like anthrax loose powder.

I could just send a box with one of those boxing gloves that pop out and punch her.

I like the second one, if only because I don't want her to actually die, and I like her mom and the other roomies and the baby.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Telarus

#14
November 23, 2010, 06:29:54 AM
a single latex glove, slightly KY'd, in a box...





   ...with a "Get Well, Soon" card.
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