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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 22, 2010, 09:04:16 PM

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Cain

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
It's almost like the British would rather allow the leaks to come out than to arrest him. I hope that is the case.

Doubt it.  Our police just aren't as far gone into mindless authoritarianism yet.  They'll do the paperwork, do it properly, and then arrest him and extradite him to Sweden where, most likely, after a few weeks the charges will be quietly dropped

Adios

Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
It's almost like the British would rather allow the leaks to come out than to arrest him. I hope that is the case.

Doubt it.  Our police just aren't as far gone into mindless authoritarianism yet.  They'll do the paperwork, do it properly, and then arrest him and extradite him to Sweden where, most likely, after a few weeks the charges will be quietly dropped

Will the charges be dropped before or after the assassination?

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

This. As Roger said, GLORIOUS.

Would you say he's a hero?
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Remington

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

This. As Roger said, GLORIOUS.

Would you say he's a hero?
He's going to be an hero very shortly.
Is it plugged in?

Adios

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

This. As Roger said, GLORIOUS.

Would you say he's a hero?

I think a case could be made as far as him being an hero. In that I mean he is risking his freedom and his life in order to maintain freedom.

Triple Zero

(Remington: "an hero" refers to suicide, not ass ass ination)

And good, cause I believe what he did is awesome. Even though he looks like a douche on most pics I've seen :P
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
His presence in London is confirmed, British police are "processing" the Interpol arrest warrant.

As an aside, I can see one major problem if the Powers That Be are attempting to smear Assange with this Sweden thing: reading the charges, he basically had consensual sex with two Swedish ladies, at the same time (which then somehow changed into nonconsensual sex - of course this is entirely possible, just very unlikely to be revealed in the same week the cables are leaked).

So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

Wait.  They're trying to say he raped two women at the same time?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

This. As Roger said, GLORIOUS.

Would you say he's a hero?

Yes.

A PULP hero.  Think about it.  He has all the qualifications.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
His presence in London is confirmed, British police are "processing" the Interpol arrest warrant.

As an aside, I can see one major problem if the Powers That Be are attempting to smear Assange with this Sweden thing: reading the charges, he basically had consensual sex with two Swedish ladies, at the same time (which then somehow changed into nonconsensual sex - of course this is entirely possible, just very unlikely to be revealed in the same week the cables are leaked).

So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

Wait.  They're trying to say he raped two women at the same time?

You just tell one of them to go stand in a corner and wait their turn. What are they gonna do? I mean, they're just women.
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Remington

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 09:02:51 PM
(Remington: "an hero" refers to suicide, not ass ass ination)
Well, yeah. He'll be committing "suicide" any day now.
Is it plugged in?

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
His presence in London is confirmed, British police are "processing" the Interpol arrest warrant.

As an aside, I can see one major problem if the Powers That Be are attempting to smear Assange with this Sweden thing: reading the charges, he basically had consensual sex with two Swedish ladies, at the same time (which then somehow changed into nonconsensual sex - of course this is entirely possible, just very unlikely to be revealed in the same week the cables are leaked).

So not only is he an international man of mystery and the World's Greatest Spy (or words to those effect from Lieberman), he's a stud in the bedroom as well.  A threesome with two Swedish babes?  Hell yeah.  I'd support this guy on that principle alone.

Wait.  They're trying to say he raped two women at the same time?

    The two women talked and realised to their horror and anger that they had both been victims of his charm. The issue of unprotected sex left a fear of disease. It is believed that they both asked him to take a test for STDs and he refused. Woman B was especially anxious about the possibility of HIV and pregnancy. And it was in this febrile state that the women, who barely knew each other, walked into a police station and began to tell their stories.

And then the police issued an arrest warrant. The world's media heard of it. Then the warrant was rescinded. But an accusation that Assange molested a woman remains under investigation.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/257430/media/how-cheese-got-wikileaks-julian-assange-laid-and-accused-of-rape.html

Unvetted and unverified source but the same story is all over the internet.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 09:36:49 PM
The two women talked and realised to their horror and anger that they had both been victims of his charm.

Translation:  The two women got paid a pile of money, or were blackmailed, into retroactively rescinding consent, once they escaped his magickal charm field and were able to think again.  Or words to that effect.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2010, 09:40:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 09:36:49 PM
The two women talked and realised to their horror and anger that they had both been victims of his charm.

Translation:  The two women got paid a pile of money, or were blackmailed, into retroactively rescinding consent, once they escaped his magickal charm field and were able to think again.  Or words to that effect.

Give the man a cookie!

the last yatto

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
It's almost like the British would rather allow the leaks to come out than to arrest him. I hope that is the case.

Doubt it.  Our police just aren't as far gone into mindless authoritarianism yet.  They'll do the paperwork, do it properly, and then arrest him and extradite him to Sweden where, most likely, after a few weeks the charges will be quietly dropped

Will the charges be dropped before or after the assassination?

Depends on how well they isolate his history insurance, and other torrents
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Remington

Quote from: Pēleus on December 03, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 03, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
It's almost like the British would rather allow the leaks to come out than to arrest him. I hope that is the case.

Doubt it.  Our police just aren't as far gone into mindless authoritarianism yet.  They'll do the paperwork, do it properly, and then arrest him and extradite him to Sweden where, most likely, after a few weeks the charges will be quietly dropped

Will the charges be dropped before or after the assassination?

Depends on how well they isolate his history insurance, and other torrents
The insurance is everywhere. Even I have a copy.
Is it plugged in?