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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM

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Suu

#30
November 24, 2010, 04:40:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 03:56:21 AM
Most August Lord Roger,

I bring to you the meats that Boston has to offer. Behold the finest sacrifices our piddling town has to offer to the Great God What Dwells in the Desert Wastes of Arizona:


http://cdn.travelmuse.com/docs/artwork/college-visits/college-visits-boston-boston-charles-river-full.jpg


Ah man, the Charles, really?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
November 24, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 04:40:21 AM
Ah man, the Charles, really?!

What are they doing with that water?  :crankey:

PLAYING IN IT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
November 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
What are they doing with that water?  :crankey:

PLAYING IN IT?

Yeah, but don't ask me why
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
November 24, 2010, 04:55:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM
Yeah, but don't ask me why

This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things.  Thursday night, you all freeze.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
November 24, 2010, 04:57:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:55:28 AM
This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things.  Thursday night, you all freeze.

The raccoon was not acceptable?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
November 24, 2010, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 24, 2010, 05:02:24 AM
Wrong deity.

Ok, so I'll bump that up to unidentified roadkill imported from I-95 in Connecticut.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

#37
November 24, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Suu

#38
November 24, 2010, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM
Yeah, but don't ask me why

That water is borderline radioactive...Not as much as the Blackstone or any other tributary dumping into Narragansett Bay, but still.

...Richter drank the Charles. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#39
November 24, 2010, 03:40:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:55:28 AM
This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things.  Thursday night, you all freeze.

We were going to do that anyway. Don't pretend you have power over my weather, Roger. The New England Weather God has powers far greater than you, Aput, and Pix COMBINED.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#40
November 24, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
Also, I'm sending you and Freeky some Providence for Christmas. May the Smokestack Trifecta blot out your sun.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
November 24, 2010, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM
You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.

Women please form a line on the left.

TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD.  Please to get with the kowtowing.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait

If I line up on the left, will I get some of those meats and cheeses? I am confused.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
November 24, 2010, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:02:34 AM
:lulz:

Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!

:fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
November 24, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 05:01:16 PM
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait

If I line up on the left, will I get some of those meats and cheeses? I am confused.

No, you shall receive my "blessings".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
November 24, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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