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Started by AFK, November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM

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November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 02:28:50 PM by RWHN
Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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November 16, 2011, 01:41:05 PM
Tom served his resignation to his boss at the Wilson factory, he wasn't exactly in love with all of the racquet. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
November 16, 2011, 01:45:16 PM
Optometrists live long lives because they dilate. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

bds

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November 16, 2011, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM
Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band. 

Lost my shit. :lulz:

AFK

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November 16, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

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November 16, 2011, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
:argh!:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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November 16, 2011, 03:35:10 PM
Many of the students were pretty shaken up after they received their final grades for Dr. Pepper's Applied Fizz-ics class. 
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