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Started by AFK, November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM

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AFK

Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Tom served his resignation to his boss at the Wilson factory, he wasn't exactly in love with all of the racquet. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Optometrists live long lives because they dilate. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

bds

Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM
Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band. 

Lost my shit. :lulz:

AFK

What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
:argh!:
  :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

Many of the students were pretty shaken up after they received their final grades for Dr. Pepper's Applied Fizz-ics class. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.