News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Punnery in your Nunnery

Started by AFK, November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

AFK

November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 02:28:50 PM by RWHN
Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
November 16, 2011, 01:41:05 PM
Tom served his resignation to his boss at the Wilson factory, he wasn't exactly in love with all of the racquet. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
November 16, 2011, 01:45:16 PM
Optometrists live long lives because they dilate. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

bds

#3
November 16, 2011, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 01:36:00 PM
Why did the Dream Theater cover band re-locate to the Czech Republic?

To be recognized as a true Prague Rock band. 

Lost my shit. :lulz:

AFK

#4
November 16, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#5
November 16, 2011, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: RWHN on November 16, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
What do you call it when a drug dealer gets a raise in pay?

A coke c.o.l.a 

:rimshot:
:argh!:
  :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#6
November 16, 2011, 03:35:10 PM
Many of the students were pretty shaken up after they received their final grades for Dr. Pepper's Applied Fizz-ics class. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions