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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 24, 2010, 05:11:41 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 24, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
had the idea to arm airline passengers with batons and booze, I am stealing your idea thank you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

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November 24, 2010, 05:13:50 PM
 :lulz: link?

the day is early, but so far, Opt-Out day hasn't made any headlines: http://www.businessinsider.com/tsa-wins-busiest-travel-day-of-the-year-is-going-smoothly-2010-11

only a 10 minute delay at LGA. Impressive, considering.

LMNO

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November 24, 2010, 05:14:07 PM
I think it was Hoops with the batons, and I added the part about booze...

LMNO

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November 24, 2010, 05:15:48 PM

Richter

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November 24, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
My addition was everyone linking arms and singing "William Zanzinger" after beating the suspicious.
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hooplala

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November 24, 2010, 05:21:14 PM
RUN WITH IT NIGEL!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Jenne

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November 24, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 24, 2010, 05:13:50 PM
:lulz: link?

the day is early, but so far, Opt-Out day hasn't made any headlines: http://www.businessinsider.com/tsa-wins-busiest-travel-day-of-the-year-is-going-smoothly-2010-11

only a 10 minute delay at LGA. Impressive, considering.

They were tipped off!  DAMN YUO MEDIA!   :argh!:

they probably promised triple overtime to get everyone through in under 30 mins or something...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 24, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Everyone I have mentioned it to thinks it's brilliant, and kind of alarming in a good way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

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November 24, 2010, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Everyone I have mentioned it to thinks it's brilliant, and kind of alarming in a good way.

So weird... whoever I mention it to thinks I'm a complete nutjob.  My delivery must be off.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

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November 24, 2010, 07:17:00 PM Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 07:41:50 PM by Telarus
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