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Dogs dont understand basic concepts

Started by Cain, November 26, 2010, 01:46:34 PM

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Cain

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

I didn't expect to, but I laffed hard.  Who thought the problems of one neurotic and one retarded dog being made to move could be that funny?

Juana

 :lulz: I loved this when I read it the other day.


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Jasper

I loved the head turning thing. 

I just love stupid dogs in general. 

Kai

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Cain

Simple Dog's "approach" to problem solving still cracks me up, even now.

Precious Moments Zalgo

Oh, yeah.  This is what I have to look forward to later this month, only our dogs are both simple and neurotic (comparatively, one is a bit simpler and the other is a bit neurotic-er), and we're only moving 30 minutes away.  They will both be following us around acting like the world is ending when we pack.

Our neurotic dog's approach to solving problems is similar to the cartoon's simple dog, except she has a step 5 where she eventually gives up on the whining and craps somewhere on the carpet where she knows someone will walk.
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Jenne

Thank you, Cain.  I've spread this link already.  This is making the last 20 mins of work go by FAST!

Triple Zero

That was awesome indeed, I was laughing, and so was my gf :)

"we're sound making buddies!" is now my standard line for when she's being incomprehensible :lulz:
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