CRAM: HOW'S PRODUCTION ON GF2.0 COMING?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'm sick of my meat-based wife. She bitches and moans, she insists on winning every single argument (because if my opinion deviates from hers, it is because I'm NOT LISTENING and I'm TURNING IT AROUND ON HER). I'd love to upgrade to a brand new robotic wife. The kind that doesn't need a $2600 Kirby vacuum, because she has her OWN attachments. The kind that doesn't have a "not tonight" setting. The kind that will slice, dice, chop, mince, cook, clean, and put out once in a while. Not because I believe that's a woman's place, but because I believe if you're going to stay at home all day while I make all the money, the least you could do is find something to occupy yourself with BESIDES SPENDING IT.

In short, I eagerly await the release of GF2.0, and hereby submit my name to any pre-release beta testing that has yet to be done.

[Jasper]

I'd bridge her uncanny valley, ifyaknowhatimean.

[Chairman Risus]

Update available!
http://tiny.cc/isihv
Warning! Link NSFRW

[Cramulus]

Dear Vexati0n:

You have been invited to be a member of our beta test. The beta test involves the most accurate possible simulation of a relationship with a meat based girlfriend.

You will need:
One (1) Garbage Disposal


Procedure:
Stick your dick right into the garbage disposal.




Please frame your feedback in terms of why do we put up with this shit

[Xieante Antitheus]

Just for curiosity's sake, what is the opposite of a "meat" girlfriend?
I wouldn't think dating a vegetable would be very appealing either...

Secondly, I would very much like to see this act of putting ones 'member' in a garbage disposal, would be quite amusing to see the positioning needed to execute this maneuver.

Just saying. 

[Jasper]

The opposite of a meat girlfriend is a meat boyfriend.  Obviously.

[Telarus]

The opposite of a meat girlfriend is a meat boyfriend.  Obviously.

[Xieante Antitheus]

I would say something regarding boyfriends and meat, however, I'll leave that one to the imagination... Or to a properly positioned garbage disposal. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

so.... like this?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just for curiosity's sake, what is the opposite of a "meat" girlfriend?

A certain type of person thinks a strictly interweb BF/GF is "dating".

Hey, SOMEONE has to be using all that cybersex chat bandwidth, right?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

so.... like this?

I would hit it.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm pretty sure I already have.

But I'm all tough and leathery. I wouldn't recommend it to sensitive folks.