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Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« on: November 28, 2010, 03:33:56 am »
I decided to take some time off from the interbutts, and start building a new homebrew campaign.  I figured it was time to throw some custom monsters at the group, because they've been getting spoiled.  If anyone likes the ideas I post, let me know and I'll email you the Word files (97 format, but I can resave them as 2007 if need be.).

So far, I have the Fabulous Undead Medusa Sisters:

One medusa with three levels of rogue (sniper variant) and the vampire template...Look at her, and make a will and a fort save, or be mind-grabbed and/or petrified - or look away, and get sneak attacked, and one medusa with four levels of fighter (weapon master variant) and the mummy template...Hack you with the sword and mummy rot your ass with the off-hand slam (and an armor class of THIRTY FIVE).  Both can poison their weapons as a move action.  CR12 and 13 repectively, for an EL14 encounter.

And, for earlier in the campaign, a mutant goblin:

One goblin with the advanced, giant, and fiendish templates, with an extra arm just for fun.  Good challenge for a first level party.  CR3, a little on the wuss side (more like a two and a half).

I also took the time to re-create the monster template in Word, and that's up for grabs, too, so you bastards can contribute.
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 04:05:33 am »
I don't play Patherfinder much, but those are Awesome.
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 04:07:18 am »
You truly are a fiendish GM. I shall make burnt offerings.
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 04:07:34 am »
I don't play Patherfinder much, but those are Awesome.

Just finished a giant advanced Gibbering Mouther with the ghost template.  This shit is sick.
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 04:15:08 am »
 :eek:

Those are deliciously evil. I was told by a friend of mine about a mummy that has some sort of sticky mucus. I believe it is in some book or other. Either way, the concept of one of the party dragging around the corpse of a dead mummy for 1d4 hours made cream. And those medusa vampires are twice as creamy.

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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 04:25:41 am »
I don't understand a word you just said, but it sounds fun!
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2010, 04:52:08 am »
Just finished a giant advanced Gibbering Mouther with the ghost template.  This shit is sick.

DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. :crankey:

Fucking abilities are all con-based.  So now I have a giant, advanced gibbering mouther looking for another template. 

Half fiend, maybe?
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 04:52:21 am »
I don't understand a word you just said, but it sounds fun!

We're geeks.   :)
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2010, 04:53:02 am »
We're geeks.   :)

Um, while you were doing that, I made food?

It sounds like maybe you need one of me around.
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2010, 04:56:25 am »
Um, while you were doing that, I made food?

It sounds like maybe you need one of me around.

Yep.  Move your butt down here.

Incidentally, got the new place lined up, moving in on Wednesday.

Big Goddamn 4 bedroom joint, 3 full baths, the works.  I don't want to discuss the rent.   :x
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2010, 05:00:47 am »
DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. :crankey:

Fucking abilities are all con-based.  So now I have a giant, advanced gibbering mouther looking for another template. 

Half fiend, maybe?

use wis or cha instead of con.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2010, 05:04:40 am »
use wis or cha instead of con.

Other problem:  Ghost engulfs you, what, you just walk out of it.

It just isn't a ghost creature.  It's DR goes, 11 points of natural armor lost for 2 points of deflection bonus, all it's hit points go away, etc.

Needs something else.
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2010, 05:16:39 am »
Yep.  Move your butt down here.

Incidentally, got the new place lined up, moving in on Wednesday.

Big Goddamn 4 bedroom joint, 3 full baths, the works.  I don't want to discuss the rent.   :x

Holy shit!

3 bathrooms

I barely have the one!
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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2010, 05:58:23 am »
This could be a horror documentary:  When Mooks Optimize!  :lulz:

I love the ideas.  Makes me wish I had a group here, a little.

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Re: Monster Factory for Pathfinder.
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2010, 06:21:38 am »
Other problem:  Ghost engulfs you, what, you just walk out of it.

It just isn't a ghost creature.  It's DR goes, 11 points of natural armor lost for 2 points of deflection bonus, all it's hit points go away, etc.

Needs something else.

I'm a bit hazy but......hand wave that this ghost can engulf.
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