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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 28, 2010, 07:49:00 PM

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Cain

#15
November 29, 2010, 07:05:49 AM
FREEDOM OF RELIGION, NOT FREEDOM FROM RELIGION, MORANS!

Interestingly, this position that a religion must have a Supreme Being to be a religion actually means Buddhists and some types of Hindus cannot adopt either.  I would be also interested to see how many Christians etc who have argued "atheism is a religion" now agree with this ruling - without seeing any contradiction.

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
November 29, 2010, 07:24:03 AM
The quote doesn't mention religion. It mentions worship of a Supreme Being.
Sure, Buddhism is a religion, but they don't count. No Supreme Being.

I've also seen some Christians online describing themselves as not having a religion, since religions are man-made and the Bible isn't and that Bible Believing Christians (you know, as opposed to Christians who don't believe in the Bible... whoever they are) don't have a religion, just God worship.
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#17
November 29, 2010, 08:52:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 29, 2010, 07:24:03 AM
The quote doesn't mention religion. It mentions worship of a Supreme Being.
Sure, Buddhism is a religion, but they don't count. No Supreme Being.

I've also seen some Christians online describing themselves as not having a religion, since religions are man-made and the Bible isn't and that Bible Believing Christians (you know, as opposed to Christians who don't believe in the Bible... whoever they are) don't have a religion, just God worship.
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Which, of course, means that we can start taxing their churches.
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#18
November 29, 2010, 12:30:57 PM

Um, someone just pointed out to me that this article is dated December 7, 1970.

There should be a rule that anything on the internet older than 1998 automatically be displayed in sepiatone.

Formerly something else...

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
November 29, 2010, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 29, 2010, 12:30:57 PM
Um, someone just pointed out to me that this article is dated December 7, 1970.

There should be a rule that anything on the internet older than 1998 automatically be displayed in sepiatone.



The fact that none of us bothered to look at the date says terrible things about our society.
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Cain

#20
November 29, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
Oh, so now people from the past don't have any rights?

Timeists  :roll:

Nephew Twiddleton

#21
November 29, 2010, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 29, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
Oh, so now people from the past don't have any rights?

Timeists  :roll:

butbutbut... They don't!
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AFK

#22
November 29, 2010, 01:32:26 PM
They should've seen it coming. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#23
November 29, 2010, 02:34:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2010, 07:50:58 PM
Clearly that Judge knows nothing about atheists, since everyone knows atheists believe in a Supreme Being.  Most people call him Satan.

:potd:

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
November 29, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 29, 2010, 08:52:33 AM
Itz notta religion itsa relationship!!1!
:teabagger1:

Which, of course, means that we can start taxing their churches.

...can we? That would give the teabaggers something!
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#25
November 29, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 29, 2010, 12:30:57 PM
Um, someone just pointed out to me that this article is dated December 7, 1970.

:oops:

That's what I get for copypasta'ing too fast. 
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Nephew Twiddleton

#26
November 29, 2010, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
:oops:

That's what I get for copypasta'ing too fast. 

The problem is, is that it's totally believable that it was a current event.
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Telarus

#27
November 29, 2010, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
:oops:

That's what I get for copypasta'ing too fast. 

Roger, you're familiar with the SubG custody case, right? Damn, that dragged on for years.
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#28
November 29, 2010, 11:22:30 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 29, 2010, 12:30:57 PM
Um, someone just pointed out to me that this article is dated December 7, 1970.

There should be a rule that anything on the internet older than 1998 automatically be displayed in sepiatone.



Hahahaha

That's a relief!
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#29
November 29, 2010, 11:23:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 29, 2010, 01:07:59 PM
The fact that none of us bothered to look at the date says terrible things about our society.

It does, as a matter of fact. Because that was in no way too strange to seem surprising.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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