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OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM
Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!


You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
December 01, 2010, 02:58:39 AM
Actually I think it's kinda cute.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
December 01, 2010, 03:00:51 AM
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.

Suu

#3
December 01, 2010, 03:01:47 AM
I'm going to give you my sister's address. Har.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cuddlefish

#4
December 01, 2010, 03:28:24 AM
Oooh! Oooh! I'm in!

If I win, I am going to randomly mail it to one of the unfortunate spags that were foolish enough to give me their mailing address.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Suu

#5
December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
December 01, 2010, 03:30:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:00:51 AM
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.

I have a soft spot for the underappreciated.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#7
December 01, 2010, 03:31:34 AM
oh shit no! the cursed armadillo!

Cuddlefish

#8
December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
December 01, 2010, 03:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

That's the spirit boyo!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#10
December 01, 2010, 03:48:15 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

We need to have a party before I go to Florida.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
December 01, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.

Suu

#12
December 01, 2010, 03:51:46 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.

YES. Sis has offered to drive me out there so we can go to outlets again to make fun of people. If not, do bring to Clearwater on Christmas Eve (we party...a bit...with lots of people and foods, as long as you don't mind a mooshy 140lb German Shepherd and a cat spawned from Satan himself.)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
December 01, 2010, 03:59:09 AM
X-mas eve I'll be working  :sad:

Man, I work a LOT

Suu

#14
December 01, 2010, 04:10:05 AM
That's why you just need to leave the state suddenly. Then they can't tell you to work.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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