OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!


You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually I think it's kinda cute.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.

[Suu]

I'm going to give you my sister's address. Har.

[Cuddlefish]

Oooh! Oooh! I'm in!

If I win, I am going to randomly mail it to one of the unfortunate spags that were foolish enough to give me their mailing address.

[Suu]

Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.

I have a soft spot for the underappreciated.

[Cramulus]

oh shit no! the cursed armadillo!

[Cuddlefish]

BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

That's the spirit boyo!

[Suu]

BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

We need to have a party before I go to Florida.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.

[Suu]

Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.

YES. Sis has offered to drive me out there so we can go to outlets again to make fun of people. If not, do bring to Clearwater on Christmas Eve (we party...a bit...with lots of people and foods, as long as you don't mind a mooshy 140lb German Shepherd and a cat spawned from Satan himself.)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

X-mas eve I'll be working 

Man, I work a LOT

[Suu]

That's why you just need to leave the state suddenly. Then they can't tell you to work.