Oh Frabjous Day!

[Suu]

7am: Phonecall - "OMG DON'T PANIC. Water heater broke, water in your stuff in the basement."
8am: Checking bank acct - "Uhh...I didn't write that check!"
8:30am: Call bank, late for bus.
9:00am: Get to work, only one in office. Christmas tree popped breaker.
9:30am: Button popped off of new coat.
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PROFIT!

[LMNO]

Suu: Encounters more disasters by 10:00 am than most people do all day.

[Cain]

I had a bottle of Laphroig Quarter-Casket delivered by mail today, and slept in until 11am.

[AFK]

I'm learning how to properly wash my hands thanks to a hospital-mandated webinar training.  And I tell you it is downright scintillating. 

[Suu]

I'm learning how to properly wash my hands thanks to a hospital-mandated webinar training.  And I tell you it is downright scintillating. 

Water as hot as you can stand it. Antibacterial soap. Wet hands FIRST. Wash them for approx. 20 secs (or sing Happy Birthday twice), focus between fingers and finger tips. Rinse. Use hand dryer or pat dry with paper towels. Repeat if necessary.

[LMNO]

I'm learning how to properly wash my hands thanks to a hospital-mandated webinar training.  And I tell you it is downright scintillating. 

Water as hot as you can stand it. Antibacterial soap. Wet hands FIRST. Wash them for approx. 20 secs (or sing Happy Birthday twice), focus between fingers and finger tips. Rinse. Use hand dryer or pat dry with paper towels. Repeat if necessary. Then touch the doorknob to the bathroom, which was last touched by someone who doesn't know what "soap" is, negating everything you just did.

Fixored for Howard Hughes.

[Suu]

That's what copper and brass doorknobs are for.

And/Or Creative use of elbows or simply using a paper towel.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

[Richter]

DIDN'T get pulled over last night.  The guy in with a VW bumper crammed into the passenger seat of his top-down convertable did though.  (WTF)
I have multiple sternum bruises from fencing last night, which I found in the shower.  
I chose NOT to speed down the road to the office, and avoided ticketing by the police who got the others.  
Ate a bag of pretzel snacks for breakfast.
Found out I can raise my body temp with yoga breathing, so I don't need to wear my coat in the office.

[Richter]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

[Whatever]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

[LMNO]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

PVC tube.
Air compressor.
Butterfly valve.

The fun creates itself!

[Suu]

DIDN'T get pulled over last night.  The guy in with a VW bumper crammed into the passenger seat of his top-down convertable did though.  (WTF)
I have multiple sternum bruises from fencing last night, which I found in the shower.  
I chose NOT to speed down the road to the office, and avoided ticketing by the police who got the others.  
Ate a bag of pretzel snacks for breakfast.
Found out I can raise my body temp with yoga breathing, so I don't need to wear my coat in the office.

You couldn't have been much more drunk than we were, though, were you?


TO THE WALL.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.