Oh Frabjous Day!

[Don Coyote]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.

Load them all into a canister and lob them onto the fairway with some sort of siege engine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.

Load them all into a canister and lob them onto the fairway with some sort of siege engine.

A wrist rocket IS a siege engine, when used properly, and I can use it from the comfort of the upstairs balcony.

[Richter]

DIDN'T get pulled over last night.  The guy in with a VW bumper crammed into the passenger seat of his top-down convertable did though.  (WTF)
I have multiple sternum bruises from fencing last night, which I found in the shower.  
I chose NOT to speed down the road to the office, and avoided ticketing by the police who got the others.  
Ate a bag of pretzel snacks for breakfast.
Found out I can raise my body temp with yoga breathing, so I don't need to wear my coat in the office.

You couldn't have been much more drunk than we were, though, were you?


TO THE WALL.

I actually wasn't (despite the alcoholic whipped cream)
If time allows tonight, I'm making some caribou.

[Suu]

I'm sorry, that shit tasted like rubbing alcohol and looked like cat shit. AT THE SAME TIME.

[Richter]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.

Load them all into a canister and lob them onto the fairway with some sort of siege engine.

A wrist rocket IS a siege engine, when used properly, and I can use it from the comfort of the upstairs balcony.

Mu Hu Ha Ha.

A high arc, a partially covered location, and a good spotter.

[Richter]

I'm sorry, that shit tasted like rubbing alcohol and looked like cat shit. AT THE SAME TIME.

MANGERE!

[Don Coyote]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.

Load them all into a canister and lob them onto the fairway with some sort of siege engine.

A wrist rocket IS a siege engine, when used properly, and I can use it from the comfort of the upstairs balcony.

I want to be almost like Roger when I grow up. Surly and a menace to my neighbors.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My new house is adjacent to a golf course.  I'm 80' up, and 45 degrees off the fairway, and I've been picking up 2 golf balls a day as I move in.

Send them back.  With the rail gun.  Use small steel food cans for a sabbot.

Actually, we're going to collect all we can, until the spring tourney.  When the first ball lands on the fairway, we're going to use my old wrist-rocket to flood the fairway with balls.

  Are you going to write fun memes on them beforehand?

No, that would let them figure out which ball was theirs.

Load them all into a canister and lob them onto the fairway with some sort of siege engine.

A wrist rocket IS a siege engine, when used properly, and I can use it from the comfort of the upstairs balcony.

I want to be almost like Roger when I grow up. Surly and a menace to my neighbors.

They appreciate having their minds taken off of their other problems.

[Jenne]

Suu, you got your days mixed up--you're supposed to be having a TGIF day, not a Monday.    Hope your stuff got salvaged!!

Rog, the hilarity bound to ensue from your new place is going to make some damned good fodder!  I look forward to hearing about it! 

Today's a great day--but then every day since Tuesday's been fucking peachy keen.  Y'all are gonna be SICK TO DEATH reading about how glad I am for how this week has gone.

Hee hee. 

[Suu]

Got out of work early. Bus I'm on just got into accident. I'm fine but stuck here in the armpit of Prov for a bit.

[AFK]

If I do ever come to a New England Meat-up, and Suu is in attendance, I'm going to make sure I take out a second life insurance policy.  And wear a helmet. 

[Suu]

I am NOT going to the gym today.

[Suu]

That's it. I'm home. I'm wrapping myself in a blanket and I'm not leaving my apartment ALL DAY.

[LMNO]

Grab a bottle of red wine first.

[Suu]

I can't. I have an epic case of mouth Herpes right now. So it's just green tea until the sores decide to shrink. I can't even close my mouth properly and the fever blister hasn't even surfaced yet. (when this erupts I'm totally posting pics. )


...Actually maybe wine will sterilize the fuckers...

Nevermind, my bank account is frozen until we figure out what's going on. I have no money for wine.

Fuck me.