The Horrible Creep of Christmas

[Placid Dingo]

Fucking koala bears are a Goddamn menace, and ought to be wiped out, always attacking tourists and gnawing on their bits...And in broad daylight, in the presence of children and stupid people.

I hate those little fuckers.  Moist or dry, they're almost as bad as those horrible fucking chinchillas.  If I had MY way, we'd take the 6th fleet down to Australia and teach those pouch-bellied, beer-swilling dingos to keep their Goddamn wildlife under control.

You think Koalas are bad, wait til the roo numbers drop. That's when the drop bears spread into suburbia.