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The Horrible Creep of Christmas

Started by Richter, December 06, 2010, 09:16:51 PM

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Placid Dingo

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March 26, 2011, 01:36:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 06:30:04 PM
Fucking koala bears are a Goddamn menace, and ought to be wiped out, always attacking tourists and gnawing on their bits...And in broad daylight, in the presence of children and stupid people.

I hate those little fuckers.  Moist or dry, they're almost as bad as those horrible fucking chinchillas.  If I had MY way, we'd take the 6th fleet down to Australia and teach those pouch-bellied, beer-swilling dingos to keep their Goddamn wildlife under control.

You think Koalas are bad, wait til the roo numbers drop. That's when the drop bears spread into suburbia.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.
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