ATTN: Rizzo

[Rizzo]

Ah yes, the whole, she won't jump in bed with me, so she must be one of those sexually promiscuous people who accept money for the bonkage thing. Which is flawless reasoning of course. 

HEY QUIT BOGARTING THE CRACK PIPE
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                   NO THIS ISNT MY PEDU LOOK

[Faust]

Ah yes, the whole, she won't jump in bed with me, so she must be one of those sexually promiscuous people who accept money for the bonkage thing. Which is flawless reasoning of course. 

Yeah because I don't have a super hot girlfriend ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yeah because I havent had super hot girlfriends my whole life

If for whatever unfathomable reason some woman would ever even consider you worthwhile could you pass on this message for them from me: They deserve better.

[Faust]

Ah yes, the whole, she won't jump in bed with me, so she must be one of those sexually promiscuous people who accept money for the bonkage thing. Which is flawless reasoning of course. 

HEY QUIT BOGARTING THE CRACK PIPE
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                   NO THIS ISNT MY PEDU LOOK

Why don't you post a picture of yourself rizzo? You said it yourself you don't care if we know who you are.

[Rizzo]

Why don't you post a picture of yourself rizzo? You said it yourself you don't care if we know who you are.

I already have there chief. I may be ugly but not quite as PEDU as most of you.

[Faust]

Ah I see, its ok, I understand if you're too scared to post a real one. After all to act the way you do I'm sure the old meat sack must be pretty neglected eh?

[Rizzo]

Why don't you post a picture of yourself rizzo? You said it yourself you don't care if we know who you are.

Here what do I care you don't know anything about me

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What's a PEDU, and who's picture is this actually?

[Faust]

Why don't you post a picture of yourself rizzo? You said it yourself you don't care if we know who you are.

Here what do I care you don't know anything about me

I wonder is she a snobby lying stuck up chick that can't take a joke and should greatful if a dick presents itself FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Faust]

What's a PEDU, and who's picture is this actually?

I think it is actually his. obviously because he has nothing to prove he posts the MY GIRLFREIND picture.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What's a PEDU, and who's picture is this actually?

I think it is actually his. obviously because he has nothing to prove he posts the MY GIRLFREIND picture.

Naturally, lol

[Rizzo]

Ah I see, its ok, I understand if you're too scared to post a real one. After all to act the way you do I'm sure the old meat sack must be pretty neglected eh?

My pic is already all over this site why don't you find it and compare

[Faust]

Ah I see, its ok, I understand if you're too scared to post a real one. After all to act the way you do I'm sure the old meat sack must be pretty neglected eh?

My pic is already all over this site why don't you find it and compare

post it, I'm really keen to see what it looks like or the way I think it will.

[Faust]

So is she a snobby lying stuck up chick that can't take a joke and should greatful if a dick presents itself FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rizzo]

What's a PEDU, and who's picture is this actually?

I think it is actually his. obviously because he has nothing to prove he posts the MY GIRLFREIND picture.

OK since we are here lets go over the one before that


                           NO I DONT MIND SHARING MY CRACK WITH YOU
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                                             GOT TO STAY SKINNY SO I CAN KEEP MY JOB AT HOOTERS AND WIN SWIM SUIT COMPS

COME VISIT ME AT THE MALL OF AMERICA MAYBE U CAN HAVE A TASTE
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                 BUT ONLY IF YOURE A SUPER RICH PRO BASEBALL PLAYER NAMED MATT GARZA OR BOOF BONSER

[East Coast Hustle]

Ah yes, the whole, she won't jump in bed with me, so she must be one of those sexually promiscuous people who accept money for the bonkage thing. Which is flawless reasoning of course.  

Yeah because I don't have a super hot girlfriend ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yeah because I havent had super hot girlfriends my whole life

Putting some lipstick on your sock does not, in fact, count as "having a girlfriend".

Neither does cybersexing that 45 year old guy who pretends he's a 15 year old girl.

Sorry for bursting your bubble